Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
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Ladies, this is your day. It’s a pretty big week in the horse calendar, so much so that they’ve almost forgotten the time that some of their friends were accidentally included in beef items back in the winter of 2013. Grievances aside, horses are getting dolled up to the tens for their special couple of days at the […]
Movies are life. It’s always nice to escape the monotony of everyday life by completely immersing yourself in a stunning piece of entertainment for 90 minutes. Often, I find my mind wandering during films, to scenarios where the cruel ending could be altered with something as simple as a text message being sent to one […]
Today, two heavyweights of the celeb world celebrate their birthdays. SpongeBob SquarePants turns 30 (proof here) and Conor McGregor is 28. This means that SpongeBob is allegedly 2 years older than McGregor. What’s that at the front door? It’s a sink. Let it in. Let that sink in. Having recently watched The Parent Trap, I know what signs to […]
A concise two months after we all filled in our Census forms, the results are in. More importantly, I put together a vital series of questions for our readers, ranging from alternative medicine in modern day Ireland to how the ending of Inception left you feeling. Literally tens of responses flew in and we were overwhelmed with the commitment […]
Eircode, Eircode, Eircode. The Government is currently justifying the fact that they’ve spent €38m on postcodes for every home in the country. It’ll be good for us, apparently. While I’m yet to be convinced by the necessity for having to add another line into online billing information sections, I’ve taken the time to come up […]
More like Calvin and Sobbes. Earlier, Calvin Harris fairly went off on one about Taylor Swift. Now, he’s turned his anger towards our beloved Teletubbies. There’s no stopping Calvin at the moment, he’s fast becoming the new Kanye West of Twitter with his unexpected outbursts and harsh truth droppings. I am fearful for my own safety […]
Selena Gomez, the jig is up. Today, it was revealed that one of Selena’s photos has officially become the most liked image on Instagram. While this is a wonderful occasion that we should all be celebrating together with gay abandon, I have unearthed some damning evidence to prove that all is not quite what it […]
Nobody, in the history of the world, has ever bought a packet of sucky sweets. They just materialise out of thin air at random intervals in our lives. They’re an integral part to any authentic Irish person’s life. Has a car journey on this emerald isle ever successfully taken place without the presence of a […]
Celebrities are just like you and I. There’s a particular strand of celebrity that we need to address. It’s the lesser-known celebrity that you might spot in a film and spend the entire portion of the movie trying to remember what else they’ve starred in. These folk need a name, something we can use to easily identify them and […]
More like eBae, am I right? eBay is a wonderful website that allows you to bid for things that you’d like to own. It’s as close to legal gambling as many of us will ever reach. Sometimes I’ll find myself engaging in a very heated bidding session on eBay for the sake of successfully winning […]
We’ve somehow managed to snag ourselves an interview with the moth that landed on Ronaldo during the last night’s Euro 2016 final. I’m nervous. I’m waiting in a coffee shop to interview the woman of the hour. She was viewed by millions worldwide last night, in a moment that is set to transcend the ages. She’s here. […]