Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Memes are dank. As an avid ruiner of things, I’m always on the lookout for some kind of image to destroy with my stupid and thoughtless words for the sake of a few Facebook, Twitter and Instagram likes. Today, I’ve decided to tackle the world of wildlife photography. Enjoy! […]
Public transport is gross. You have to sit beside PEOPLE and, let’s be honest, there is literally nothing worse than people. It has recently come to my attention that the announcements on public transport are usually quite obvious and pointless e.g. “Stand clear, luggage doors operatin”. Like, we get it. I would like to propose […]
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. I’m sitting in a hotel room in an undisclosed location just outside Dublin. The room is booked for an hour and I’ve already been here for twenty minutes. Still no sign of my guest. I’m nervous and excited at the same time. What if he […]
The Met Gala took place last night. In other news that plane is still missing. Some of the outfits were lovely and some of them were fairly vile. In the interest of fairness and equality, I must disclose that I am currently wearing black jeans and a blue wooly jumper, teamed with a pair of […]
Gerry Adams got in trouble for tweeting a very questionable film review last night. If he wants to be taken seriously as a film reviewer, Gerry needs to stick at it (and preferably avoid racial slurs where possible). He can and will achieve his dreams of becoming a Twitter film reviewer, along with the other […]
The girls’ bathroom is a sacred place. It can be a terrifying experience if you are sober, but it is a social paradise when you have had a minimum of one Bacardi Breezer. Barriers are broken down and girls simply chat and compliment each other in the most beautiful way, living their respective truths and making […]
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Truth be told, I spend a very large portion of my workday on Twitter and the only way I can justify it is by insisting that I’m conducting research for my monthly roundup of funny tweets. So, with that in mind, here’s the funniest tweets I saw in April. Radio on at […]
Twitter is life. Mere days ago, a new Twitter account emerged that is going to change the innocence of your childhood FOREVER. @Sylvnianans, whose Twitter bio suggests it is “time to wake up”, has been responsible for inciting hysterical laughter into my life over the past week and I’d very much like to share it […]
It’s Poetry Day in Ireland today. I’ve seen pens and paper on sale in the shops for weeks, it just seems to get earlier every year! Personally, I’m buzzing for Poetry Day and didn’t sleep a wink last night. This morning, to my delight, I found that Father Poetry had been and left us with […]
We need to talk. You’re vile. There’s no beating around the bush. You are literally scum. The world would be a better place without you. Pandas are slowly becoming extinct and yet you are still here. Lingering. My main gripe with you, scrunchie, is that you are appalling to look at. There is just so […]
The British Monarchy are looking for a social media manager. Essentially, they want someone to send out fire tweets on behalf of Her Majesty every now and then. I am confident that I have the necessary skills to secure this job and carry it out successfully. It is a beautiful blessing that I am applying […]
Back in the day, Irish school books were weird. The covers included dancing cows, a pilot mouse, cycling rabbits and other such ludicrous ideas. It appears that the only way the youth of this country can learn our nation’s language is through the medium of animals doing human things. What a time to be alive. […]