Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Latest Articles
Celebrity
Definitive proof that Prince Harry can communicate with dogs
No YOU don’t understand what ‘definitive proof’ means
LOL
The symptoms to look out for if you think you might have chronic bitch syndrome
If caught early enough, it is fully treatable.
Quiz
What percent gas bitch are you?
The opposite of a gas bitch is an electric male dog. Folks, as we all know, the most important thing in life that we all want to happen is to overhear someone describe you as a gas bitch. Whether they mean it or not, nothing will ever compare to the elation you will feel upon […]
Entertainment
Predicting the winner of The Apprentice 2018 based solely on their promo photos
THE THREE HANDED MAN SHALL TRIUMPH!!!
LOL
18 thoughts I had watching The Notebook for the first time
“Ryan Gosling didn’t deserve to be loved, not while he’s wearing baggy jeans”
LOL
The five emotional stages of organising the work Christmas party
You wouldn’t wish ‘Stage 2 – Instant Regret’ on your worst enemy, truly
Entertainment
Predicting the winner of GBBO based solely on their promo photographs
Journalism? Completed it mate
LOL
Remember the time Beyoncé convinced us to buy a Nintendo DS?
Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Nintendo, can you handle this?
Entertainment
Predicting the winner of CBB based solely on their promo photographs
Rather than waiting for the series to run its course, we’ve predicted the winner based on nothing more than their promo photos
Entertainment
21 things that are going to happen on this year’s Celebrity Big Brother
One of the celebrities will repeatedly describe themselves as being exactly like Marmite, despite not actually being a spread made from yeast extract