A relationship’s timeline can usually be mapped quite accurately by analysing the couple’s dinner plans. The early stages (0-6 months) are often characterised by the casual dinner date – when the couple takes their love-show on the road to rub other couples’ faces in their joy and obvious frequent sexual activities. Those trapped in the […]
People, in general, are becoming far too good looking and well put together for my liking these days. I’m thinking of starting a campaign where we all just, as a race, collectively agree to lower the bar slightly and let up on this relentless pursuit of hotness. In the same way, that presumably some people […]
Every time we go to the hairdressers we make the fatal mistake of thinking that THIS haircut will be the ONE. via GIPHY This is the haircut that will fix our lives and transform us from owners of an unremarkable shoulder length split end riddled lank hair to, well, J-Law. That’s right this crap ‘do’ is […]
A new study by vouchercloud.co.uk released this week has enlightened us to the struggles faced by one in four men every month, namely “tiredness, cramps and increased sensitivity”. It’s almost like sympathy PMS. Poor, poor men, those pesky periods are obviously catching. I can’t say I actually needed a study to confirm that The Man capable […]
From time to time (every day) I find myself gorging on something. I try to be good, I really try but invariably I fail and find myself falling on the Kerry Gold like it’s some long-lost friend before then consuming everything in sight. I call it rage-eating. You know this one right? You buy the […]
National school was a confusing time for all of us. What exactly was the point of the news and weather portion of the day? Did they really believe that we were sleeping when we’d téigh a chodladh? Why were they so stingy with the toilet paper at leithris time? Two sheets per person in Our […]
“Quirky Girl meets Boy, Girl doesn’t like Boy”
When your friend gets pregnant along with all the joy and excitement, there’s bound to be a bit of confusion. Just WTF is up with her? It’s a confusing and emotional and HUNGRY time. Those preggo ladies need a lot of care and support from us so here’re 12 things we need to understand about our […]
Sometimes I wish I could work on a typewriter.
Starting any sentence with “do you know what I used to like about you?”