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Love Island viewers were in stitches as the contestants had a Brexit discussion
The scenes took place on Friday night.

Someone has dug up pics of Love Island’s Jack before he got *those* white teeth
So we’re less than a week into Love Island, and already it feels like it never went away. We have another handful attractive twenty-somethings wondering around a villa in their swimming costumes, and already people have picked their favourites and villains. One particular piece of anatomy has really stood out though (not, nothing like that, […]

Love Island’s Eyal Booker was in cheesy pop band, and it’s so cringe
There’s a good chance they performed at your school in year 9

Time traveller who claims to be from the 65th century ‘passes lie detector test’
James Oliver claims to be from the year 6491. At the beginning of the year, it seemed like you couldn’t move for guys claiming to be for 2525, offering up ominous warnings about the future. After a bit of a dry spell, however, we’ve got another one for you. Well, we’ve actually met James Oliver […]

Marks and Spencer is now selling a massive caterpillar cake that serve 40 people
2.2kg, and serves 40 people The Marks & Spencer Colin The Caterpillar chocolate cake is truly a defining part of childhood. There was, and still isn’t, a better cake to share on your birthday. Other supermarkets might now offer facsimiles, but they are not the same, they are but a hollow husk of the sheer […]

Viewers left confused as Britain Got Talent’s first live show goes off air suddenly
Simon Cowell used the opportunity to make a quick quip about Ant McPartlin You may have noticed we’ve had some pretty wild weather over the weekend. It went from blistering sunshine to thunderstorms on a whim. And while that may have played havoc with your barbecue plans, it also affected ITV. Early during Monday night’s […]

Dua Lipa posted a selfie and people think she looks like an Arsenal player
“Héctor, is that you?” In April, one of our favourite stars of the moment, Dua Lipa, posted a photo of herself with a new haircut. It was not world news, but her new look was unreal. Remember? A post shared by DUA LIPA (@dualipa) on Apr 5, 2018 at 2:30pm PDT So, why are we […]

Samsung to pay Apple $539 Million after losing US patent lawsuit
This is a big victory Korean phone giant Samsung is to pay competitor Apple a massive $539 million, after the US company accused them of copying their devices. Apple had sued Samsung, claiming that their handsets copied several patented features of the iPhone – in particular, the rounded rectangle shape of the device, the layout […]

Everyone had the same reaction to Love Island winning a BAFTA
We’re delighted for them TBH. Love it or hate it, Love Island was a genuine phenomenon last year. It got record viewing figures for ITV2, everyone was talking about, and even Stormzy popped up on it. It almost gave us a Blazin’ Squad revival. The BAFTA TV awards took place on Sunday night, and Love Island triumphed, […]


Aldi is about to start selling Halloumi fries and we are grateful and excited
They go on sale next week.