This is not the kind of beauty product I thought I’d be writing about at 7.30 on a Tuesday, but alas, the world works in mysterious ways.
Penis lipsticks exist.
The lipsticks which are shaped to look exceptionally phallic are brought to you by the Etsy store Grown Folk.
The store caters for adult parties and it looks like they intended this product to be just another party favour.
They write:
“Let’s face it…parties aren’t just for kids. Grown folk like to party too! So, why are adult party supplies so boring? Well, they aren’t here! We guarantee you won’t find products like ours in those big box party supply stores! We’ve created some great themes and resources to help you throw a party that will knock your socks off! At the very least, your friends will leave saying, “now THAT was a party!”
The lipsticks are available in 12 colours and can be customized to include the names of your party guests and closest friends.
That’s all folks, have a great day.
