If you can’t find the right words to say, this might just do the trick.
There’s a postal service that takes the hassle out of how to send the perfect hate mail.
Dicks By Mail is a new concept that basically let’s you send a bag of (edible gummy) dicks to a person.
The whole package even comes with a personal note – ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’.
The website even has the classy sell-line:
‘Send a message. Send a dick’.
So what comes in your little package?
The site goes on to explain:
‘Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing two things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less.’
And thanks to the sweet surprise of the message, people online have said they’re both offended but delighted.
Win win really.
