1)
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
2)
https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/752327572025909248
3)
I may have just finished lint rolling my face. Goodnight. (to be fair it's the best way to get glitter off)
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 11, 2016
4)
when it's been 20 years and you're still fed up of listening to men pic.twitter.com/TUCV9mFMCp
— 👻 (@karenmoodys) July 11, 2015
5)
https://twitter.com/TheTumblrPosts/status/752358624316489728
6)
Never forget to love yourself ❤️ https://t.co/94aH1tQ27J
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) July 7, 2016
7)
https://twitter.com/ailbhetross/status/647008513324150785
8)
https://twitter.com/oneilllo/status/751414462477893633
9)
Just told a dress "you're polyester & you're acting like a silk bitch" this is why i don't live with people
— DALIA MALEK ☥ (@DALIA) July 13, 2016
10)
Is it bad if your best friend sees you wearing pants without a drawstring waist and asks "What's the occasion?"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 31, 2016
11)
A real shaving cream ad would show a woman in the shower crying because the water washed the lather away before she even started shaving.
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) July 13, 2016
12)
Hello from Beyoncé where, no lie, a teen gal just vomited so hard her bra fell off 💅🏻
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) July 9, 2016
13)
https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/748385064342388736
14)
☆。★。 ☆。★
。☆ 。☆。☆
★。＼ ｜ ／。★
I HOPE THE DUDE
WHO FIRST SAID
CALM YOUR TITS
DROWNS IN HIS
AQUARIUM
★ 。／ ｜ ＼ ° ★
。☆。☆ ° ☆
☆ 。 ★。 ☆ ° ★— Paige (@PeachCoffin) July 4, 2016
15)
https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/656882210432126976
16)
https://twitter.com/KTHeaney/status/752989152652718082
17)
https://twitter.com/knottyyarn/status/753057626209001472
18)
https://twitter.com/SilpaKov/status/749341186285039617
19)
Inspired by @ManRepeller, I might start a new project, 'Mam Repeller'. It'll document the clothes that I love but my mother hates.
— Sinéad Burke (@TheSineadBurke) June 4, 2016
20)
https://twitter.com/KelgoreTrout/status/730147857773170689
21)
Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow
Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) December 1, 2014
22)
There must be some sort of eyeliner Mercury Retrograde because there's always a weird week when I can't do my eyeliner for shit.
— Cate Sevilla (@CateSevilla) July 11, 2016
23)
Just a girl trying to make it in a man's world… pic.twitter.com/dfonphfFH0
— Kate Beckinsale (@KateBeckinsale) July 11, 2016
24)
A guy just put petrol in my car for me without me asking because "his wife hates doing it too" 🤔🤔🤔
— Keira Gilleechi (@gilleechi) July 10, 2016
25)
Behind every great man is me rolling my eyes and doing the jerkoff motion.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 24, 2015
