July was a strong month on Twitter.
Gas Twitter users truly surpassed themselves in having the ability to make me involuntarily expel air from my nose at a slightly more forceful rate than normal.
Topics this month included holiday packing, Matilda being dumb, a weird obituary, Dad jokes and much more.
Here’s 20 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month.
1.
I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 1, 2016
2.
Working on my new impression, “drummer having a blast.” Keep an eye out for “guitarist who’s really feelin’ it.” pic.twitter.com/kJyThg6reg
— Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood) July 2, 2016
3.
[normal life]
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i’ll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016
4.
And the award for best “Friends” extra goes to woman who sips coffee then chews it. pic.twitter.com/LQtycvoS9w
— Nick Turner (@NicksTurners) July 6, 2016
5.
These bags of potatoes were left in a car unattended with all windows shut. They’ll turn into chips in this heat. pic.twitter.com/f4pyNsnPFv
— esthero’mooredonohoe (@estheromd) July 7, 2016
6.
I don’t trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say ‘press’, but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised..
— Milton Jones (@themiltonjones) July 9, 2016
7.
Paul McCartney’s new album looks great. pic.twitter.com/VTfSky7AKd
— MAGIC TRAMPS (@Elliot_Eastwick) July 9, 2016
8.
Nothing quite says “Chinese, xfactor, missionary for 10 minutes then bed” quite like a couple going to a Kodaline gig together
— Adam (@RummHammm) July 9, 2016
9.
be the change you want to see in the world pic.twitter.com/x5CjWXJgHz
— christen (@christenrhule) July 11, 2016
10.
The women look like they’re having so much fun in these tampon adverts I might start using them myself.
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) July 14, 2016
11.
if matilda was so smart how come that woman in the library (the librarian) had to tell her she was allowed to take books home ?
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) July 14, 2016
12.
Me making new life plans every time I have a hangover pic.twitter.com/qEuAX6noqL
— Ana Kinsella (@anakinsella) July 16, 2016
13.
God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny.
Angel *writing*: ants… tiny… got it.
God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) July 17, 2016
14.
This. This is my masterpiece.https://t.co/rY07ji8FMz
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) July 19, 2016
15.
At first glance, I thought this headline was a weirdly light-hearted obituary pic.twitter.com/J1uBO1QH9v
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 22, 2016
16.
wow huge congrats to toilet pic.twitter.com/nHIpiHBd3i
— becca t (@beccaandthebox) July 22, 2016
17.
This cigarette packet started singing Fairytale of New York at me? pic.twitter.com/Uza82pT7tY
— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) July 25, 2016
18.
my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX
— jess (@enterjeshikari) July 26, 2016
19.
saw your boyfriend putting his headphones back in their little purse
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) July 27, 2016
20.
Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: “Gently kiss the dolphin”
My nephew: pic.twitter.com/KIbnWicb8e
— Hxssxin (@gothamsbatman) July 28, 2016
Check out previous months’ best tweets here:
