June was another strong month on Twitter.
Twitter users surpassed themselves in terms of causing a rapid flow of air being exhaled from the nostrils of others.
This month, topics covered included cheese gluttony, the passion of Shrek fans, sore throats, emoji discoveries and much more.
Here’s 30 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in June.
Damn boy, are you the sole proprietor of a pornography store because you should mind your own fucking business
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) June 7, 2016
What can I say? I saw Buzzfeed’s Top 14 Pictures of Prince George With 0 Chill and I knew I wanted to be a journalist
— Adam (@RummHammm) June 7, 2016
Can only hope my Wikipedia entry one day follows the same trajectory as Bill Cullen’s: pic.twitter.com/DwPDErqwEd
— ⭐ amy o’connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) June 7, 2016
This mug in Dunnes Stores is so wrong on so many levels #dunnesstores #creepy #misguided pic.twitter.com/aE8MMugtDe
— Daniel Cahill (@danielgcahill) June 8, 2016
I take the piss out of 12 year olds on Insta posting throwback photos a lot for someone who wrote an autobiography when they were 10
— Nessa (@nessadinneen) June 9, 2016
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 9, 2016
Here is a list of things that are attracted to me.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Mosquitos?
— Ciara King (@iamCiaraKing) June 11, 2016
Very lifelike, but I wonder how well he’ll sell pic.twitter.com/4Ip9xzkVr2
— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) June 14, 2016
“Tell me what you want, what you really really want…”
I wanna… pic.twitter.com/5O97T2MQrQ— Elle (@ElleW00) June 14, 2016
Waiter: *grating cheese* say when
Me:
Me:
Me:Waiter: Sir that was the entire block of cheese
Me: *leans in way too close* Go get another
— The Bice Is Right (@Pro_Jones_) June 15, 2016
No way would I waste my magic on kids’ parties.
— Conor O’Doherty (@Conconmonkey) June 15, 2016
Irish Fan Convinces Enda Kenny to Repeal The 8th While At The Euros in France
— rebecca (@rbcakn) June 17, 2016
are you even a girl if you don’t tell people you’re wearing jeans and a nice top ????
— ebony (@ebs_rose) June 19, 2016
anyone else get this pic.twitter.com/zdT6NglmAo
— shredded (@SorchaGags) June 19, 2016
You (hasn’t seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here
Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute
— rachel (@rougasrougas) June 19, 2016
Your apologies mean little to us Shrek fans, we are strong and resilient pic.twitter.com/OIjAAx4IcZ
— (((dennis tennis))) (@pharmasean) June 20, 2016
For solstice I made summer vegetables
“What’s summer vegetables?”
Well son, summer vegetables
MOM: Don’t
and some aren’t
[family pukes]
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 21, 2016
wanna feel old? the highest video quality option you can set the fergalicious music video to on youtube is 480p
— Jed (@jedfudally) June 22, 2016
He wanted a Spirograph but they’re way too expensive. pic.twitter.com/jDrGV0BKSS
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 22, 2016
i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately pic.twitter.com/nnwpcyYC8V
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) June 23, 2016
“Oh ma did you see England left the EU” “Yeah and the big brother house got flooded! It’s all go”
— Emma Neary (@emmaner) June 24, 2016
Well at least I got ‘Economic collapse’ in the office sweepstakes.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) June 24, 2016
Do you ever just out of the blue remember that Martha Stewart & Goop savagely shaded each other with bougie dessert. pic.twitter.com/pBKhL3Lomf
— this bitch (@AlannaBennett) June 24, 2016
Harry Potter and the pic.twitter.com/8rdW5YL6tf
— Amelia Florence (@ameliafsimmons) June 25, 2016
— jordan (@jordoritos) June 25, 2016
St Repsils is the patron saint of sore throats.
— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) June 26, 2016
Cool pic my brother took pic.twitter.com/YE1RzyrId4
— shane (@brilliantshane) June 27, 2016
This made me laugh out loud today, quote attributed to Mr @Truman_Black . X pic.twitter.com/1W4FPwYhRm
— JamesVincentMcMorrow (@jamesvmcmorrow) June 27, 2016
Wait is this the mansplainin emoj ??????????????????????????????
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 28, 2016
The dates for #HeterosexualPrideDay 2017 have been announced!
It starts on Jan 1st and runs until December 31st. pic.twitter.com/PdLfq4jWkJ
— Richard Harris (@cigarboyrick82) June 29, 2016
