What a month for #content!
Folks, we’ve done it again. We’ve had another strong month on Twitter and we truly deserve to give ourselves a wee pat on the back. Well done all.
Topics covered this month included the struggles of getting a job, toilet paper, cow privacy and garlic bread. Standard.
Here’s 25 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in September.
1.
Why did Apple call it Safari and not iBrowse
— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) September 1, 2016
2.
respect to my dude that works so hard, he comes home with his hands looking like this so hers can look like this pic.twitter.com/2bYGpcuS21
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) September 4, 2016
3.
SHE SAID YES ??? pic.twitter.com/uTo07Fz9E2
— paige (@paige_xcx) September 5, 2016
4.
Cannot unsee. pic.twitter.com/10qYqknaiQ
— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) September 6, 2016
5.
Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA
*got BA
Jobs: you need 5yrs experience
*5years later
Jobs: You need a MA
*Got MA
Jobs: we need some1 young— Ciara Smith ?? (@ciarasmith91) September 6, 2016
6.
the dog has swallowed my wireless earpods and now Something Inside (So Strong) is blaring from her hole
— David O’Doherty (@phlaimeaux) September 8, 2016
7.
This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I’m the one who put him on a leash.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 8, 2016
8.
Their bravery will not be forgotten pic.twitter.com/mRUNeim9WI
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 10, 2016
9.
Never forget the Marriott mini-muffins of remembrance. #NeverForget pic.twitter.com/M5RBhK5CaM
— mmmns (@Danny_McMoomins) September 11, 2016
10.
The boom is back pic.twitter.com/XNPN3iILSo
— Mike Mc Loughlin (@zuroph) September 11, 2016
11.
A publicity stunt! https://t.co/IOnwdAVqTY
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) September 11, 2016
12.
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
— LeSean @ NYCC Oct 6 (@LeSeanThomas) September 12, 2016
13.
Great to see Google takes cow privacy seriously pic.twitter.com/ACTBpDwno6
— David Shariatmadari (@D_Shariatmadari) September 13, 2016
14.
oh no why did I bring my bird to see sully
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) September 13, 2016
15.
I wish people who say “I don’t fit in a box” could witness their own burial.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) September 15, 2016
16.
Got rly high last night and made a powerpoint about shreks children. I hate myself pic.twitter.com/FlaAeoeHyZ
— adea (@adea_pristine) September 14, 2016
17.
i’m a frickin sheep whisperer all i said was “please stop for a pic” & he even gave me different angles to work with pic.twitter.com/ioL47rdCDG
— ❁ amanda ❁ (@AmandaGxx) September 16, 2016
18.
Had a spot of bother earlier. pic.twitter.com/27OfnTfeX7
— Scott Hoad (@ScottHoad) September 16, 2016
19.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 19, 2016
20.
a copy of 1989 has been gifted to their phones. I’m so sorry. https://t.co/KSTJBJxQDg
— ㅤ (@antiIoud) September 20, 2016
21.
.@Fuckingyoung Lads, I know you’re based in Barcelona and it may be lost in translation a little, but I’d seriously reconsider your name
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 24, 2016
22.
A woman with a guide dog just walked past Westminster Abbey and he didn’t even bother telling her about the history of it. What’s the point
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) September 25, 2016
23.
— Charlie (@charliexwebber) September 27, 2016
24.
I’ve often wondered if Copenhagen was in Ireland, would it be called CantCopenhagen
— Rebecca Keane (@rbcakn) September 27, 2016
25.
Nobody at the Women’s Weekly has noticed that their automatic tweet program “Adobe® Social” has stopped including links to their stories pic.twitter.com/Bf6cLg2f3o
— ❄ Ti Butler ❄ (@tibutler) September 28, 2016
Check out previous months’ best tweets here:
