Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Cheating, am I right? Sometimes you just have a gut instinct, other times your friend Donna lets it slip when she’s drunk, leaving you to question who you trust more, your fella or a girl that used to have Meanies for lunch every day in school. We’ve come up with a foolproof list of things to look […]
Only peng sorts allowed
The ‘Love Island Meme Of The Series 2018’ has been born
S Club 7 look different
JUST PROPOSE ALREADY, BRIAN! Life is hard enough without waiting for your stubborn boyfriend to propose. It’s not that hard, all he has to do is whisk you away on a quick fortnight trip to Paris, culminating in a proposal atop the Eiffel Tower as the 9pm lights display kicks off. The following morning, you’ll […]
That’s ‘Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing Pool Float’ to you
Finally caved and decided to start watching? Excellent. Let’s get you up to speed
Alex is the poshest man alive and Dani Dyer can’t spell ‘missionary’
Wes really enjoyed the task which saw him turn into a festival hun
Their dates take place in public spaces which means we get to see unsuspecting holidaymakers going about their business in the background
Zara had an ice lolly, but WHAT IS IT?
Hayley texts like a 48-year-old Mum of two