Ciara Knight

The conspiracy runs deep, but we’ve got some answers

Snooki still loves pickles but also still falls over all the time.

Cats are gas. Sometimes they’re mysterious and terrifying, other times they’re loveable and delightful balls of perfectly-maintained fluff. Within the next 5-10 years, I firmly believe that cats will overtake us humans in terms of technological ability. Here’s what we can expect to receive when cats inevitably start using Snapchat.

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January can go to hell.

NSFW. If you wanted easy, you should’ve gone to the Early Learning Centre. In what’s said to be the most deceptively difficult quiz of the century, I have stripped some Roses chocolates of their garments and now you must determine which naked Rose is which. To make things harder, I have removed any identifiable characteristics etched […]

It’s nearly Christmas, so just deal with it. Every year, despite insisting we don’t want anything, every girl has a mental (or saved in their phone) list of things that they’d quite like to receive as gifts. We’ll act all coy when asked what we want, refusing to give in and admit that, deep down, […]

I apologise in advance for what lies ahead. There’s little as divisive as a tin of Roses. For starters, we all need to acknowledge that they’ve gotten smaller and these new wrappers are both inconvenient and a means of distraction from the fact that there’s even less sweets packed in nowadays. Everyone’s always desperate to get […]

You wouldn’t wish it on your worst enemy. It’s getting dangerously close to Christmas, which means we all need to start thinking about going shopping. No doubt about it, it’s a fate worse than death. Shoving your way through shops and using your elbows as weapons, nobody likes the version of themselves they become in […]

The most important day of the year is upon us. The Late Late Toy Show is on telly tonight. Without fail, social media will be rampant with hot takes, cry laugh emoji memes and absolutely gas jokes at the expense of nervous children. Oh it will be quite a time that we get to share together. […]

Which one are you?

Ever wondered? First, we must watch and enjoy this obligatory SNL sketch about cats: Cats are too precious for words, literally, they cannot speak. I often wonder what cats would text if they had the correct apparatus to do so. Sure, they can purchase a phone just like the rest of us, but it’s their […]