Ciara Knight

Don’t let the muggles get you down

Happy I’m A Celeb press photo day to you and yours! Today is content Christmas as the I’m A Celeb 2019 contestants have officially been announced, along with some accompanying imagery to promote the show. As with any reality television programme, we have the power within us to fast-forward proceedings and prematurely crown our winner. All it takes is […]

Opinion: The Succession theme song slaps harder than should be legally permitted Succession, am I right? By now you should’ve lashed through series one and two in quick succession(!) so that you can keep up with the incessant chatter and quotes in work. You should have a firm favourite (Roman) and a character whose face makes you […]

Haribo Starmix are delicious that is not up for discussion here today, folks. But how can we use such a pure and satisfactory treat to create conflict, mass unrest and death threats? Easy. I have decided to rank them from worst to best, based entirely on my own taste. The criteria for this ranking system […]

Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

Second place goes to Max from Hocus Pocus, obviously

PSLs, am I right? If you ever feel sad, simply remind yourself that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you managed to be around at the same time as pumpkin spice lattes. Heaven’s nectar comes in the form of a steamed milk coffee mixed with precisely four pumps of pumpkin spice. Long hailed […]

The one where mass unrest is created Friends turns 25 this week and you’re invited to the party. It’s nothing too fancy, just a few drinks, maybe some vol au vents and tiny fight will break out over whether Shrek 2 has a better soundtrack than Cruel Intentions (it does). When the party wraps up, you’ll stick around to […]

What you’re about to read is the truth, so toughen up

Mutton dressed as lamb, dressed as a pig Last Friday, four heavyweights of the music industry released brand new music on the same day. Iggy Azalea, Various Artists – The Lion King edition, Sum 41 and Peppa Pig all dropped new albums and us innocent bystanders upheld our civic duty by picking them up, digitally speaking. […]

It’s Love Island, not Quiz Island (yet) Remember Love Island 2019? You should. It only ended four days ago. There were highs and lows, swings and roundabouts, bucket hats and hair extensions. It was a wild ride from start to finish. But it’s now been almost two months since this year’s series officially started. How good is your memory, […]

It was what it was Love Island 2019 has finished. We are now living in a post-apocalyptic world between the hours of 8-9pm, Sunday-Friday. But we mustn’t cry because it is over. Heavens no. We must smile because it happened. Then, we must rank the contestants from worst to best for no reason other than […]