Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
It quiz what it quiz… Love Island 2019 is steadily coming closer to the end. But we mustn’t frown because it’s almost over. Heavens no. Instead, we must smile because it happened. This year’s contestants were a raucous bunch at times. Were they the most entertaining Love Island lineup we’ve ever had? Honestly, no. But we made the […]
You can’t spell America without Erica Not sure if you’ve heard, but Stranger Things 3 is now available to stream on Netflix. Naturally, more spoilers than a used car dealership lie ahead. If you haven’t finished the series yet, respectfully, go away (and come back later). Now then. Decent series, wasn’t it? Strong start, sufficient middle and […]
It is with a heavy heart I must announce that The Americans™ are at it again They have taken the pinnacle of British reality television formats and produced their own version of Love Island, cleverly calling it Love Island USA. The main differences are that it takes place in Fiji, Caroline Flack is non-existent, the contestants are indeed […]
Melania Stump. Someone has used a chainsaw to carve a life size statue of Melania Trump. That is what has happened. That is what we know. The results are very much what you would expect. Bizarre statue of Melania Trump erected in Slovenia https://t.co/pKbrGAtZFa pic.twitter.com/wuTsGnB3pM — New York Post (@nypost) July 5, 2019 In her […]
2009, am I right? The world was a very different place a decade ago. For example, we still had Mars Delights and the hope of a brighter future. We lost many heroes, but we gained countless future YouTubers, so all in all it was a relatively fair deal. The summer of 2009 was hot and […]
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Emmerfail We’re getting close to the four-year anniversary of The Most Ridiculous Action Scene Of The Century – Emmerdale‘s helicopter wedding crash bonanza. Widely regarded as an absolute triumph for CGI and ridiculous dramatic soap scenes alike, this stunning piece of television has everything. 2015 was the year Emmerdale put itself on the map, shedding its stereotypes of […]
Day 16 Love Island, am I right? Another episode aired last night because that is what will continue to happen until such time as they put us all out of our misery and inevitably crown Michael and Amber the winners. What did you miss? Honestly, very little. A new girl came in, her name is the […]
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I’ve got a text notification! Honestly, at this point in the Love Island cycle, really, if we’re going to be true to ourselves, we might as well just lean into it now and go hell for leather. Love Island is a major part of our lives either directly or indirectly, and will continue to be so for […]
In order to become a billionaire, first you must act like a billionaire. Businesswoman, media personality, model and socialite Kylie Jenner became the world’s youngest billionaire earlier this year. So what does a day in the life of Kylie Jenner entail? Probably billionaire things such as counting large piles of cash, plotting world domination and consuming […]
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