Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Leaving Cert results are out! It’s a very exciting day for everyone involved, so naturally, I am here to ruin it. From today, I am campaigning to bring a new law into effect that prevents students from jumping with their Leaving Cert results for a photograph. I, among others, have taken against this token ‘jumping with […]
Mams love the bit of sun. Who can blame them? As soon as Easter is done and dusted (“it was very late this year”) they’re free to focus all their efforts on The Sun Holiday™. She’ll start packing weeks before the event itself, have you looking up the weather forecast in advance and telling anyone that […]
Making A Murderer, am I right? It was an emotional rollercoaster of a watch, ending in nothing other than pure rage. I’m still annoyed and feeling powerless, so I’ve come up with some Making A Murderer themed chat-up lines, simply because everyone is still talking about it and perhaps genuine human connection is the only way to […]
The Olympics are quality. I’m having an absolute whale of a time between making memes and creating chat up lines for the benefit of our glorious nation at this very exciting time. My latest venture into the world of mocking these incredible athletes’ achievements is to replace weightlifters’ weights with random objects. It’s not to […]
The Rugrats first aired 25 years ago. It’s been a whirlwind for those little tikes since their filming commitments wrapped up. As expected, there’s been some very colourful stories surrounding our favourite toddlers. Here’s where they are now. Tommy Unsurprisingly, Tommy went on to get a very decent Leaving Cert and work in construction. Given […]
Show and tell… with Adele. Friend of the site, Adele (Adkins) (the singer) is always hounding us to get featured. I’ve lost count of the amount of times she’s contacted me personally with some proposition I “can’t possibly pass up”. Inspired by my piece on what your handbag says about you, Adele approached me with […]
You are a sick individual for even clicking into this article. Celebrities, much like ourselves are often in the nip. Just last week we saw Orlando Bloom wearing *Ned Flanders voice* nothing at all. The only difference is that celebrities are constantly being followed by paparazzi, whereas we are not. So when Orlando Bloom decides […]
It’s early morning in Rio de Janeiro. I’ve just caught a red eye flight from Ireland and I’m exhausted. The only thing that’s keeping me going is the sheer excitement of knowing that I’m about to meet someone very special indeed. I arrive at the designated meeting point and my heart is thumping through my […]
Tom Hiddleston has joined Instagram! Life, as we know it, is about to change and, as the Spice Girls sang, things will never be the same again. I’m expecting big things from Tom’s new Instagram account. Realistically, he will probably use it to assure us that his blatantly fake relationship with Taylor Swift is extremely […]
Twilight was lit. In all seriousness, it was probably the worst book and subsequently film franchise of our youth. Yet, every time the films are on TV, I find myself glued to them out of some weird hate watching fetish. Often, in my spare time, I like to imagine the day-to-day interactions between movie characters. I’m […]
A headline about hand lines! There’s a lot of speculation about the accuracy of palm reading. A lot of people will argue that it’s complete nonsense, while others swear blind that their hands can predict who’s going to be booted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house next. I don’t often speak about it, but […]
It is legitimately easier to find Nemo than it is a job. There’s a few jobs knocking around most of the time, but they’re so boring and monotonous. Is it too much to ask for a means of employment that will truly fulfil your life’s expectations? I’ve put together a list of 10 jobs that I […]