Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Get your tats out for the boys. Knuckle tattoos are a phenomenon that has been around for many years. They provide people with a lumpy canvas upon which to express their true feelings about things. I’ve done some research and found that some people have indeed got knuckle tattoos. What’s most interesting is the reasoning […]
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand (during the Volleyball medal presentation). Finally, the Olympics are upon us. It’s a very exciting time and there is most definitely a buzz in the air. People all across the world are contemplating whether they could get good enough at a sport in 4 years to […]
Ireland, am I right? There’s a lot of things we say in Ireland that make little to no grammatical sense. I like to think of it as a special little bond that we all have with each other, it’s cute. To those who are not of Irish descent, it’s often a troubling time visiting Ireland. […]
Oh, limpics. The Olympic Games are finally upon us and I cannot contain my excitement. Unfortunately, neither can the entirety of the internet. Folks, we need to prepare ourselves for an influx of #FeelingInspired, #Wow and #TheyreAllOnDrugs. Social media is going to be quite a spectacle as people vocalise their hot takes. Our only form of defence […]
If only it was as easy to update your life as it is your apps. Thankfully, our prayers have been answered, as Apple have just announced the introduction of their new Life Updates feature. We spoke to their CEO Jonathan Fakesurname to find out more: “Basically, what we’ve done is we’ve taken the concept of […]
The Hills are alive with the sound of drama. It came to our television screens at the perfect time where our adolescent minds needed further reasons to hate our parents, blaming our feelings on their lack of a summer house in California, not being millionaires and making you live in a country where teenage boys looked nothing like […]
Orlando Bloom is a fine ting. We all know it and there’s no harm in acknowledging it from time to time. Katy Perry is a lucky lady to be doing a line with him, but equally he is lucky to be doing a line with her because she seems very nice. I am qualified to […]
The Olympics are coming! I’m deeply excited about the next few weeks. There’s going to be a lot of dank memes materialising from the best efforts of Olympic athletes and I literally cannot wait. As with every major world event, it’s absolutely essential that we, as a nation, concoct some exceptional chat up lines, for no […]
Pokémon Go? More like Pokémon NO. I’m a huge fan of the game, it’s a magnificent development in the mobile industry and I genuinely consider it a monumental milestone that is vitally paving the way for the future of gaming, or whatever, LOL. Having previously been perturbed by some of the locations of Pokéstops around Ireland, […]
What a time to be alive. It’s been announced that everyone’s favourite fantasy boyfriend, Zayn Malik, is going to be the executive producer on a brand new television series. The programme is rumoured to follow the journey of an aspiring boyband, with Zayn stepping into the role of executive producer. He’s said to be helping […]
Celebrities’ Instagrams are a lot to take in. They’re a far cry from the type of photos you or I would post, meaning brunch, a cute dog and a few snaps of you and the girls are definitely out of the question. Celebrities, while already adored by millions, still feel the need to gain the approval […]
Another day, another 24 hours spent tirelessly worrying that Donald Trump might actually become the next POTUS. Last night, extremely cool and down with the people man Donald Trump posted a photo on his Twitter, which truly proved how intimidatingly chill he is. Donald, ever thirsty for the millennial vote, candidly tucked into a plate of […]