Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Handbags, am I right? They can very easily tread a very fine between being practical and stylish, as opposed to comfortable and hideous. Nobody is an exception to the rule that you must have at least one repulsive handbag stuffed in the back of the wardrobe in the hopes that a burglar will stumble across […]
Prince Charles and Camilla are currently on a Royal visit to Donegal. It’s not really a big deal. Two people are basically on holidays and there’s a lot of photographs being taken to document it. Sounds like a standard trip to Napa with the girls, to be honest. With any major Royal event, I always […]
It’s National Fish and Chips Day. Regardless of your interest in fish and chips, it’s absolutely essential that you make as many fish puns as possible on this momentous and important day. Thinking of fish puns is difficult, but luckily I have roughly 45,000 floating around my head at all times. Please enjoy these fish puns […]
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky. I had to unfollow her on Instagram recently because she was highlighting how poor and unfulfilled my lifestyle choices have made me. Also, her stupid poses were doing my nut in. It’s amazing what you can do in culottes…those ballet classes are paying off! Thank u @edwardbarsamian and @voguemagazine! Kisses from LA […]
The Chelsea Flower Show is back, hurrah! Truth be told, I haven’t a huge amount of interest in the show itself, but every year I find myself eagerly awaiting the photography that emerges from it. People do not know how to pose with gardens and flower arrangements, and it is something that we, as a […]
If they don’t look old, fair play to them for defying aging or for spending a few bob on having a nice face.
Irish Mams are a howl. They come out with the most ridiculous statements, which are often very predictable but always highly hilarious. I’ve put together a handy Mam Bingo sheet, which you can print off and take with you the next time you visit your Mam. First person to get a full house wins a […]
Instagram is wonderful. It allows you to share photographs with friends and family, that are filtered, edited and cropped to within an inch of their life. Niall Horan is a multimillionaire who somehow manages to operate his Instagram in the exact same manner that a very basic bitch would. It’s nothing to be ashamed of […]
Last night, the 2016 Billboard Music Awards took place. As expected, many famous people attended and they did their best to wear nice clothes and appear respectable. For the record, I think everyone looked lovely, however I’m still going to compare their expensive outfits to ridiculous items anyway because it’s something I enjoy doing. Madonna OR […]
There is very possibly a direct correlation between your name and chosen career. Certain names just scream certain professions when you hear them. For example, Mick is such a Garda name, Niamh is very much a teacher name and Ann is probably the most Mam name that has ever existed. With that in mind, I’ve […]
Autocorrect, you are a divil. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve attempted to text my good friend ‘Benicio Del Toro’ and ended up calling him Benadryl. In fairness, they are quite similar in the sense that they both do wonders for treating your allergies. As you may have seen previously, Autocorrect wreaks […]
I am an activist. Sorry, but I make no apology for it. An activist is defined as a person who campaigns for some kind of social change. As I have demonstrated in the past with my feelings regarding the extortionate price of Freddos, it’s vital that we, as a society, speak out when we feel […]