Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Teletubbies were a strange bunch. Where do I even begin with their nonsensical ways? Homeboys had television screens in their stomachs, FFS. Not to mention the strange antennas poking out of their spongey little heads? Nothing short of a satellite dish would’ve surprised me with those folk. The last episodes were recorded in 2014, so […]
Google is a worrier’s dream. I Google ridiculous things roughly seventeen times a day. There are some questions that I already know the answer to, but mostly I’m just using it to put my worries at ease. Everyone’s guilty of Googling ridiculous things. If our search histories could talk, we would all be in a large […]
As we’ve learned, sexting is hysterical. The Irish sense of humour goes hand in hand with witty sexts. If you’re looking for a steamy and intimate encounter via text message, it’s probably best that you get in touch with someone exotic like an Italian, French or native of the Aran Islands. Here’s 10 more Irish […]
Reading is for nerds. I recently downloaded the Bible app, just to have it. It’s stored in a special folder called ‘Important’, alongside a takeaway app and a subfolder of my best selfies to be used in the event that I am ever kidnapped. Upon perusing the Bible, I have picked up on SEVERAL hidden […]
Clouds are banter. They simply go about their business on a day-to-day basis and, being the vultures that we are, we sometimes share photographs of them on social media if it suits us. Often, you can see the shapes of familiar things in clouds. I’ve been taking photographs of clouds since I was very young […]
Perfume is wizardry. It can trick people into thinking that you’re a decent smelling creature and almost slightly desirable, it can cover up shameful secrets and, most importantly, it paves the way for friendship in nightclub toilets in the wee hours of the morning. I believe that you can tell a lot about a person […]
Washing clothes is hard. It’s far from black and white. There’s subcategories that include white, off white, light, bright, dark but not fully black, black, hand wash, etc. I cannot cope. On top of all that garbage, you’ve to check the labels to see if there’s any further instructions regarding how warm the water is […]
Folks, May was a strong month on Twitter. People truly surpassed themselves with their humour, covering topics such as cheese graters, kissing dead people, pervertedly eating strawberries and the importance of hyphens. Here’s 25 of the most hysterical tweets you might’ve missed in May. i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of […]
Everyday anxiety is a pain in the hoop. It tries to prevent you from doing little carefree things such as asking the bus driver how much the fare is, telling the barista you want low-fat milk, meeting the girls for a few drinks or single-handedly corrupting the Tidy Towns Competition. Imagine if our irrational anxieties […]
Our second favourite Bruce is in town (the first being Forsyth, obviously). Even though we still haven’t gotten over the GB situation (Garth Brooks, but also Great Britain stealing our six counties), it’s nice to have Bruce Springsteen in town to distract us all from our impending mortality. There’s a certain type of person that […]
Audrey Hepburn, am I right? No household is complete without a black and white photograph of Audrey delicately hanging somewhere. For some reason, she is idolised to within an inch of her life and I can’t quite figure out why. Not to be a big cynic, but it’s very likely that “fans” of Audrey’s can […]
Life is tough. As females, there are so many everyday struggles and hardships that we have to endure, such as finding a nice outfit, making sure there isn’t a hair on our perfect bodies and hoping that one day we will truly be considered equal to men. With that in mind, I have come up […]