Ciara Knight

Hi Mum you’re looking for the thimble, is it? No worries

*Maude Flanders voice* Won’t someone please think of the nutrients!

Every boy was a good boy, even the girls

Berocca Milk is worth a try

Lent, am I right? It’s essentially a time to show off at how good you are at self-control. Big woop. If you’re at a loss as to what you should give up this year, I’ve drafted some potential options for you to peruse at your leisure. Warning: This contains some harsh truths, but they’re for […]

Nick is being held hostage

Toad is the character choice of a jester

Regardless of gender, Meghan and Harry are going to call it ‘Neil, the baby’

They won’t notice that their wages haven’t been paid on time

#4: Children ruin everything

You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on

Clickbait, am I right? Having previously guessed your name based on your job, I am back at it again with the blue vans to blow your minds. It’s been scientifically proven that there is a direct correlation between your name and Leaving Certificate results. Having received a degree from the British University of Linked Linguistics (BULL), […]