Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Superman seems nice. For a man that wears his knickers on the outside, I reckon he has a very decent sense of humour. I have no doubt that he’s partial to the rainbow vomit filter of a Tuesday evening, the divil. Here’s what I imagine Superman’s Snapchat activity would be like… […]
Panama Papers, am I right? They’ve caused a fair bit of hassle after exposing the offshore taxation that some very powerful people have been doing. But there’s also some extremely sinister activity after being uncovered by these documents, some of which I have listed below. Reader discretion is advised as these are all entirely fabricated. […]
Irish family WhatsApp groups are gas. Everyone’s a comedian and poor Mam is generally left baffled. Here’s what happened today.
There’s a lot of people on Facebook. The latest figures show that there are over 200 people on Facebook, which is something that Mark Zuckerberg is sure to be very proud of. In my spare time, I like using people’s names to complete song titles. Here are some of the best I could come up […]
Apple Music has earned my respect today. They shared their new advert with Taylor Swift, which is quite a sight to behold. However, the director of Apple Music, John Fakesurname, has revealed that the musician wasn’t their first choice. “Honestly, our first choice was a Morbeg. They’re so adorable and extremely likeable. I prefer the green […]
Ireland rejoices as the water charges are officially scrapped
Beyoncé has shared the video for her Ivy Park collection. It’s a sporty fashion line that Beyoncé has done all by herself and to be fair, it looks very decent. While the rig-outs are very decent, I think there’s room for a bit of inspiration and motivation on the clothes themselves. Here are some prototype […]
Ugh, April Fools’ Day. It’s an unfunny person’s paradise. Thinking you’re gas is in the air and it is truly detrimental to society as we know it. Social media, unfortunately, doesn’t escape the infectious levels of thinking you’re a howl. Here’s the most insufferable posts we can expect to see. Facebook Twitter […]
Statistics are usually pretty boring. I’ve come up with some interesting statistics that might appeal to those that are easily amused and also particularly fond of Dad jokes. These are genuinely the statistics that “they” don’t want you to see, mostly because they are completely fabricated for the purpose of wordplay. Being an adult is […]
Today, new dog microchipping laws have come into effect. It’s a good idea so that dogs can be identified and returned safely to their owners, unless they were heading off to follow their dreams and become a famous dogtor to the stars in Hollywood, in which case the microchip will foil their plans entirely. Either way, […]
Avicii, Avicii, Avicii. I can’t begin to explain the error of your ways here, buddy. He’s given out his phone number and is encouraging fans to text him. As you can imagine, I’ve had an irrational desire within me to get involved. Here’s what happened when I tried to get Avicii’s attention… First, I wanted […]