Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Mother’s Day is a fake holiday created by greedy corporations to sell more Mothers. Regardless, Mam will insist that she doesn’t want nor need anything for the big day. This is a trap. Do not, under any circumstances, arrive home empty-handed on Mother’s Day. Even if it’s just a box of chocolates, you need something […]
Adele is nice. She can sing very well and writes a decent song. There isn’t a household on the planet that doesn’t have at least one of her albums, probably. Adele plays Dublin’s 3Arena (twice) this weekend. If you were lucky enough to get tickets, here’s what you’ll be hearing at the O2/Point/3Arena. 1. Did you […]
Twitter, am I right? February was a great month for Twitter users, the standard of humour was sky high and everyone should be very proud of themselves. Apart from those that just lurk on Twitter and don’t tweet. You are disgusting. Let’s see 20 of the best Tweets from last month. Just one time on […]
Gaeilge, am I right? We only studied it for 14 years, so naturally most of us still aren’t fluent and can barely string a sentence together. The Leaving Cert Irish exam was hard enough, so regardless of doing honours (nerd) or pass (legend), a large amount of utter muck was spewed out onto that page. […]
Liam Neeson advising his son to prevent a sports injury by saying ‘Mind your Neeson’
Amazon reviews are gas. There’s some serious gold hidden in there. I love finding a very mundane review for a couch, mixed in with a very heated rant about how Rosa Parks was dead right not to give up her seat on that bus. I wish there was a place that you could review everyday […]
I’ve eaten myself beautiful. As per Rosie’s book’s instructions, I’ve finally done it. I am stunning. Given that I had a large amount of success as a result of reading the first book, I am expecting big things from her highly-anticipated follow-up, which she’s already started shooting the photos for. Rosanna, here are some potential […]
What. That’s right, celebrities have been slipping hidden messages into their Tweets and it is an absolute disgrace. Luckily, I am fully qualified in Tweet-decoding and have uncovered some pretty alarming things. Check out the results below. “I ate a steak” “Cats are satan” “Hi Mom” “No plates” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “WHAT” […]
Sam Smith is a divil. Apparently he’s been texting (a very much engaged) Tom Daley and Tom’s fiancé, Dustin Lance Black, isn’t very happy about it. Having recently graduated from the Rebekah Brooks school of Ethics in Journalism, I’ve conducted some very advanced research and managed to get my hands on these incredibly saucy text messages. […]
