Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Periods, am I right? You’re a mixture of relieved and outraged to learn that the little visitor, who is quite literally a pain in the hole, is in town. There’s no doubt that if your period was a person, you’d hate her. She’s the kind of irritating little freak that shows up to places uninvited […]
Lies, am I right? Life is hard and sometimes you can make it a little bit easier by lying to yourself. We all do it and it’s no harm. Here’s 21 fun little lies that you’ve probably told yourself . 1. I’ll open this packet of biscuits now and just have one. I’m not an animal. […]
Hangovers are tough. Your body literally betrays you and that’s a lot to deal with at any given time. If your hangover was a physical part of your body, you’d go to the doctor immediately and have it amputated. Unfortunately, this is not even slightly possible. Here’s what your hangover would text you, if it […]
Lads, it’s safe to assume that a large portion of the country is hanging today. Rightfully so, we went and drank the heads of ourselves yesterday and now we’re paying the price. As the old saying goes, what goes around, spoils the broth. Hangovers are tough, emotional and challenging at the best of times. All […]
Michael D. Higgins has delivered his annual St. Patrick’s Day address. It was a very moving affair, for a number of reasons. The bold decision to place the President in front of a bookshelf has allowed itself to divilment. Hence, you won’t believe what books were behind* our Prez during his address. 1. Katie […]
You may not have heard, but today is St. Patrick’s Day. What better way to celebrate this day than by grossly exaggerating a 1556-year-old man’s social media presence. This is truly quite a time to be alive. Here’s what St. Patrick probably would’ve Snapchatted.
St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow – hurrah! It’s a glorious day where we celebrate the patron saint of Ireland by drinking the heads of ourselves in multiple locations until we remember we have work the next day and stumble home. Social media is sure to be it’s usual display of heavily-fabricated activities, so let’s see […]
Texting is fun. We are spoiled for choice with all of these trendy emojis and the likes. Sometimes, we hide our true feelings in a text message by expertly-wording our pleasantries and faking an interest in completely irrelevant matters. Here’s 10 texts we’re all guilty of sending.
Mother Teresa is going to be made a saint. I’m absolutely delighted for her, no better woman. While we knew she was going to be made a saint after her second miracle was recognised (although some were ignored), a date has officially been confirmed for 4th September. Not to detract from MT’s achievements, but there’s […]
Hey Gals, Absolutely chuffed to bits to be taking part in Her.ie’s diary entry series. Really loved Leo’s entry – what a champ! So, a bit about myself: I’m 1556 years old, big into the GAA and absolutely love a cheeky Nandos at the weekend. My days are mostly spent living with the paralysing fear that the […]
Crufts is a dog perve’s paradise. It has recently come to my attention that Crufts is the dream televisual experience when you’re hungover. It’s gripping, emotional and frankly, inspirational. Now that this year’s festivities have come to a close, some wonderful photographs have surfaced on the internet, which I have turned into what will most […]
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