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Ciara Knight

Ciara Knight

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Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.

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Guess The Movie Based On Kanye’s Tweets
Celebrity

Guess The Movie Based On Kanye’s Tweets

Kanye, am I right? He’s a lunatic on Twitter these days, which coincides with the upcoming release of his new album. Imagine that. I really like his Tweeting style, so I’ve put together some reaction Tweets that I believe Kanye would send after watching a selection of movies. See if you can work out what […]

#LuckyGirl – Valentine’s Day Social Media Predictions
Life

#LuckyGirl – Valentine’s Day Social Media Predictions

As we learned from my New Years Day and Christmas Day social media predictions, I can see into the future. Our phones are going to be polluted with vomit-inducing content this Valentine’s Day. The best defense we have is screenshotting these disturbing updates and making fun of them in our various WhatsApp groups. Here’s what I predict […]

Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards For The Unloved Ones In Your Life
Life

Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards For The Unloved Ones In Your Life

Valentine’s Day is an ordeal. If you’re extremely single, don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with these printable anti-Valentine’s Day cards. Be sure to send a few to your worst enemies. They’ll laugh so hard they might pull a muscle. Serves them right.    

The 6 Intense Stages Of Going On A Weekend Break
Life

The 6 Intense Stages Of Going On A Weekend Break

Weekend breaks, am I right? They’re a real treat and it’s always nice to have something to look forward to. Between the planning and actually going on the trip, there’s a lot to get carried away with. Here’s the six stages you’ll experience when you make the potentially life-changing decision to embark on a weekend […]

Netflix Descriptions Aren’t Always Accurate, So We’ve Rectified Them…
Entertainment

Netflix Descriptions Aren’t Always Accurate, So We’ve Rectified Them…

Netflix is the best. That’s genuinely my Netflix password. Anyway, I’ve found that some of the programme descriptions on Netflix aren’t always very accurate. Many times I’ve been misled by an innocent explanation of a documentary and ended up watching something about people being deeply in love with rollercoasters. So, I’ve adjusted some Netflix descriptions […]

Proposed Uses For The Government’s Fiscal Space
Life

Proposed Uses For The Government’s Fiscal Space

Fiscal Space, am I right? Basically, the next Government has a bit of extra money, more than they technically need to cover the costs of public services. The surplus is estimated at around €12 billion for the next five years. Just some pocket change really. So, to alleviate the Government of the burden of deciding […]

10 Road Sign Meanings According To Mam And Dad
Family

10 Road Sign Meanings According To Mam And Dad

Driving is hard. Not to feed into the stereotype, but some Mams aren’t the best at driving. They can sometimes be overcautious and a bit hesitant in certain situations. But what harm? Isn’t it better to arrive alive? In comparison, Dads are usually quite confident drivers, laughing in the face of hesitancy and overcautious tendencies. If […]

Important Revisions To The French Language
Life

Important Revisions To The French Language

The French language is changing. It was recently announced that 2,000 spellings of French words would change and that the beloved circumflex would be discontinued. Furthermore, I would like to propose a few word changes, to make learning more fun. Trampoline = Le jumpy jumpy Egg = L’ugg France = Pas Irlande Trousers = Les leg coveurs Potato = Le […]

Gerry Adams’ Tweets Repurposed As Quotes From Historical Figures
Life

Gerry Adams’ Tweets Repurposed As Quotes From Historical Figures

Gerry Adam’s Twitter feed though.   As we all know, putting text beside a photograph of a famous person automatically makes it a quote that they’ve said. This stunning technique has landed me in some hot water before (Oprah, I can only apologise so much for alleging that you pickle tennis balls for fun). I’ve […]