Entertainment
21 Things Said To Poor Dermot During Every Episode Of Room To Improve
“I think there’s ROOM TO IMPROVE your understanding of our needs here, Dermot”
Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
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Life
Renua’s New Poster Leaves Itself Wide Open For Divilment
Renua have shared a brand new poster this morning. Ireland need a watchdog. On February 26th – Vote No.1 for RENUA Ireland.#GE16 #RENUARising pic.twitter.com/CfgGvQJvsm — RENUA IRELAND (@RENUAIreland) February 22, 2016 I am determined to turn this poster into the most fire meme of 2016 and will do everything in my power to make that happen. […]
Celebrity
“I Didn’t Mean ‘Whingers’ In The Traditional Sense” – Enda Kenny’s Diary Entry
“Similar to a fully-functioning JCB, I might as well get a dig in while I’m here”
Life
25 Things You Say When You Haven’t A Bean To Your Name
“Lads, Pot Noodles aren’t actually that bad”
Music
21 Ridiculous Band Names That Probably Already Exist
Band names are ridiculous. Just think about how stupid Maroon 5 is, both as a name and a concept. Adam Levine should be truly disgusted with himself. If you’ve recently started a band but can’t come up with a ridiculous name, fear not, I’ve done the work for you. 1. Snotty Tissue. 2. Unwashed Tuxedo. 3. Prefab Classroom. […]
Life
#NationalDrinkWineDay – Social Media Predictions
It’s #NationalDrinkWineDay! “I’m just having ONE glass hahahahaha!” [Gif via GIPHY] Prepare yourself for an influx of insufferable Facebook statuses and Snapchats validating the extremely criminal decision to have a glass of wine on a Thursday. Here’s a rough estimate of what’s going to be polluting your timeline this evening. Facebook […]
Celebrity
FAO The Labour Party: 5 Bands That Actually Have 5 Members
The Labour Party have a grossly inaccurate photo in The Irish Times today. The Labour Party so out of touch they don’t even know there are only four members of One Direction #GE16 pic.twitter.com/tasSU9V7B6 — Lucinda Creighton (@LCreighton) February 18, 2016 As we can see, Paul Murphy, Lucinda Creighton, Gerry Adams, Micheál Martin and Shane […]
Life
7 Passive Aggressive Emails You’ve Definitely Sent
Emails are a weird vibe. It’s very hard to gauge the tone behind an email, which further adds to the case that we absolutely need a sarcasm font. Often, you’re emailing a stranger which proposes the classic question – can I make a weird pun about cheese or should I keep it professional? More often […]
Beauty
What Does Your Quirky Hairstyle Say About You?
“Look up commerce in the dictionary because you mean business”
