Ciara Knight

Granny could achieve world peace with the lighting of a candle

Michael D Higgins is probably on Snapchat. I believe that he is hiding his account from us because it is simply too fire for our fragile little eyes to handle. Nevertheless, I have let my imagination run wild and here is what Michael D Higgins is probably Snapchatting on a regular basis.         […]

“Sometimes I can be a little cross”

Non-humans have been silenced for too long. We’ve all been moved by Humans Of New York, but what about the non-humans? Surely they deserve a voice or overactive imagination to get their stores across? Not to worry, I’m on it. John, 37, can’t stand sports. He’s been at every match in Croke Park since the beginning […]

Some of these are stunning.

Hotels allow us to tap into our inner slob.

The Leaving Cert was tough. Some of the subjects didn’t really relate to life after school, which made them pointless. I haven’t needed Pythagoras’s theorem since I left school, apart from that time I was held at ransom until I could correctly solve the value of ‘x’, but that was just the once. Here are […]

There is a huge gap for Irish celebrities in the cross stitch market.

National Hug Day is a fake holiday created by greedy companies to sell more hugs.

Michael D Higgins questioning the integrity of Computers For Schools vouchers

Oh Twitter <3

Movies sometimes end in unpredictable ways. As a consumer of movies, sometimes I feel that I could’ve done a better job at the ending. I fully respect that the writers have a lot of experience and are more qualified, but, respectfully, I know better. Let’s see some alternate movie endings. Obviously, this contains spoilers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Bambi […]