Ciara Knight

Texting is beyond the skill set of Dads.

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Small talk is insufferable. It happens far too often and I have had enough. I don’t want to make civil chit-chat, I want to dive straight into the deep stuff or else sit in awkward silence. Here’s 21 things we’ve all said in an awkward small talk situation. 1. “The clocks must be going forward soon […]

Fan art is the act of a fan drawing their favourite celebrity, as opposed to the fruits of an extractor fan’s painting career. Now that that’s been established, lately I’ve been inspired by the world of art. In school we had an art teacher that would frequently adjust her knickers, so I nicknamed her Picasso […]

Their ship name would be Nathanna.

He is a divil.

Cast your mind back to the summer of 2001. The Celtic Tiger was rampant and our ears were flooded with the glorious sounds of Geri Halliwell, S Club 7, DJ Ötzi and NSYNC. What a time (it was) to be alive. Some of us were far too young to recognise that NSYNC’s ‘Pop’ video was extremely cringe overall, […]

Lips, am I right? via GIPHY We’re in peak lip chapping weather right now and it is terrifying. Every day is a struggle to keep those lips moist, so let’s delve into the deep rooted psychological influences on why you’ve purchased a certain type of lip balm. Carmex You’re a very organised and neat person. […]

Avril Lavigne was gas. She fueled many a teenage angst with her haphazard ways and blatant disregard for societal norms, the gas bitch. I learned a lot from Avril and I’d imagine I wasn’t alone. You Can Never Use Too Much Eyeliner Avril seemed to take it upon herself as a daily challenge to see […]

It is an emotional rollercoaster.

It is literally unbelievable

It’s Australia Day? That wasn’t a question, I was just using an inflection at the end there to sound Australian. Finally, some of our friends are returning from Australia, bringing their tales and experience for our ears to be polluted with. Here’s what they’ll be saying, for the first while at least. 1. I forgot how […]