Another day, another gobshite rises to internet stardom.
Today a 44 year old wife, mother, and Christian from Louisiana has gained notoriety for her tweet comparing a ham roll to Taylor Swift’s vagina.
Jennifer Mayers tweets under @southern_mayers. Her thousand followers are privy to daily ramblings about religion, racist rants and her hatred of homosexuals.
Worse still, the woman has a blog where the above features as long form postings.
All in all, would not recommend visiting her Twitter.
Thankfully when Mayers tweeted a shady, poorly worded tweet implying that Taylor Swift’s vajayjay resembled a ham roll, the Internet was quick to shoot the Christian down.
The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left. pic.twitter.com/4blQ5FrTJo
— Jennifer Mayers (@southern_mayers) June 16, 2016
And educate her, because biologically this woman is really failing.
@aljwhite @southern_mayers @taylorswift13 I worry that she has never seen a vagina. Because that is some ham in a roll.
— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) July 6, 2016
.@southern_mayers that’s not how vaginas work, just fyi.
— Ella Dawson (@brosandprose) July 6, 2016
@brosandprose @southern_mayers This is easily one of the weirdest tweets I’ve ever seen.
— (((Lichtenstein))) (@ABLichtenstein) July 6, 2016
@kath_krueger @southern_mayers apparently her daughter’s have had female genital mutilation, and she’s deeply resentful of Taytay’s sex life
— Jesse Hattabaugh (@arkanciscan) July 6, 2016
@southern_mayers 1) your visual is referring to labia not vaginas, 2) that’s now how vaginas work regardless, 3) the sandwiches want cheese.
— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) July 6, 2016
@blogdiva @southern_mayers She’s sure proud of being a fake Christian and equally proud of being ignorant as all hell.
— Frenchie/Fro Dameron (@lafemmeluna) July 6, 2016
Not only did people school Mayers for her original tweet, they also started the hashtag #IfMyVaginaWereASandwich. It made for much better reading.
#ifmyvaginawereasandwich it’d be a crunchy Peanut butter and honey on a oat nut bread. Not everyone’s Thing, but really good if it’s yours
— king trashmouth (@RachelTheC) July 7, 2016
#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich something something Red Lobster… pic.twitter.com/lXsDLOEJoa
— FURIOSA (@youlockitup) July 6, 2016
(History joke: aka the Sandwich Islands) pic.twitter.com/tqr7wCTw7X
— FishFishFish (@Pixelfish) July 6, 2016
#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/Upve6CPi0s
— Courtney…. (@malenkykot) July 6, 2016
#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/GmhD36VXwQ
— kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) July 6, 2016
#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich pic.twitter.com/WxrZMASakZ
— Loryn Brantz (@LorynBrantz) July 6, 2016
Thank you Internet.
