Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Look, someone had to do it. Melania Trump’s first official portrait has been unveiled and, much to our excitement, it’s extremely memeable. Official Portrait of First Lady pic.twitter.com/K1DUVE5kSI — Melania Trump 45 Archived (@FLOTUS45) April 3, 2017 It looks like she’s the firm but fair judge on a new cookery show where contestants have to make […]
Yes, this is actually happening. It’s the end of the world and it couldn’t have come at a better time. Donald Trump is officially the President of the United States of America. Class. Rather than have a quick existential crisis about all this, I’ve decided to make a few memes from some of the photography […]
It should just be called ‘Find The Fridget’. ‘Never Have I Ever’ was invented by John NeverHaveIEver back in the 17th century. His motivation was simple, he wanted to expose his cheating wife and finally get to the bottom of who was stealing precious dragon eggs from their farm. Nowadays, the motive behind Never Have I […]
Unsurprisingly, we’ve got the exclusive. Earlier, it was announced that Michael Flatley will be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony, finally confirming everyone’s suspicions that the world has indeed turned to irreversible muck. But how did all this come about? Are the two of them actually friends? Was poor Michael tricked into it? Is this […]
This is a breaking news story. Google have today announced that they plan to launch a new language translator on their popular website. The truly terrible news is that the language they’re introducing is Bullshit. Head of development at Google, John Faksurname spoke to us about this exciting launch. “It’s a great day for bullshit. […]
You got me, they’re actually quite disputable. Most 90s kids filled their days watching Barney, Bananas in Pyjamas, Saved By The Bell and other firm favourites, whilst peacefully pulling the hair out of their siblings and leaving nail marks that still remain present to this day. Not I. Little 90s Ciara was far more interested in […]
Would you rather? Winter is here. At the risk of sounding like everyone’s Mam, it’s bitterly out. It’s dark when you go to work and pitch black when you get home. The best we can do is keep our heads down and get through this atrocity together. But are you doing winter correctly? Are you […]
Yes, it is a slow news day. There’s nothing I love more than ruining everyone’s collective childhood on a fine Tuesday in the middle of winter. It’s one of very few legal highs still left in Ireland today, aside from yawning. Today’s mischief involves taking some innocent images from everyone’s favourite trio, Tots TV, and combining them […]
These are creepy and I’m sorry. As we all know, sexting can be extremely hilarious if you incorporate Irish things. There’s something about the concept of a good sturdy pun getting someone riled up that fills me with uncontrollable indifference. More out of a personal project than for #content #creation purposes, I decided to see […]
This is a breaking news story. The Institute of Research has released an alarming statistic this morning, one that we are still trying to get our dainty little heads around. Accordion to their in depth research and analysis, only a small portion of the population have the ability to recognise the presence of a musical […]
I’m still writing 2016 on all my Czechs. 2017 has gotten off to a fairly mediocre start by all accounts, dangerously tarnished by yesterday’s news about ANOTHER increase in the price of Freddos. Twitter offers some comfort and escape during such troubling times. There’s an abundance of gas c-words knocking around that truly brighten my […]
Call the doctor because these burns are sick. True story: One time I delivered a burn so sick, my friend received third-degree burns, had to be rushed to hospital immediately and remained there for 17 days. She had a massive love bite on her neck, so I said “Oh yeah, I heard there was a sale […]