Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
When you reach the age of 18, you should be calling it a horsetail, legally. Much like your choice of car, handbag, Facebook profile picture, piercing and phone cover, you can tell a lot about a person based on the height of their ponytail. There’s a large amount of science gone into this study. At least […]
Memes are life. I’m A Celeb is back on the telly and this comes as terrific news if you are indeed a fan of reality television and watching other people having the absolute worst time. My favourite part of the show is when it ends. My second favourite part is pausing the telly at the exact […]
This is tough and I’m sorry. Would You Rather is very high up in the top ten games to play when you’re stuck in any brain meltingly boring situation, like work! It pits your brain against itself and forces you to take a long, hard look at all of your life choices leading up to that […]
This is a breaking news story. Met Éireann has today, 17th November, upgraded Ireland’s weather warning status to BITTERLY. It’s a status blue weather warning, meaning that anyone with an ounce of cop on should stay indoors and avoid even so much as looking out at that cold. Met Éireann are urging members of the […]
WEATHER! Between us, we all sent and received precisely 25 billion Snapchats here in Ireland this morning due to a perfectly normal bout of weather for this time of year. Poor quality photography didn’t stand in our way, as we all sent shoddy pictures to the entirety of our friend list and beyond. Here’s 8 stunning […]
Rid that mood with a Snood™! Let me set the scene: You’re going about your business when BANG, out of nowhere, a bad mood happens upon you. There’s little you can do to resist its powers, rendering yourself useless as you succumb to the inevitable sulk. Unfortunately, there isn’t a whole lot you can do to pull […]
Knickers, am I right? Folks, there’s little funnier than referring to a singular pair of underwear as ‘a knickers’. I cannot explain the science behind it, you just need to trust me on this one. Anyway, someone decided at a certain point in history that we all need to wear knickers and to be honest, […]
Oh Alice! The Brady Bunch Movie is a serious piece of cinematography and was very harshly snubbed at the Oscars in 1995. What even won best picture? According to the internet, it was Forrest Gump. Sorry, never heard of it mate. While I have a deep admiration and respect for TBBM, I also can’t help but feel […]
Melania, babe. We feel you. *Quick reminder that Donald J. Trump will be the next President of the United States* Listen, at the end of the day, life goes on. Relatable memes need to be made and I need to stay in employment. Sometimes, based on nothing other than her facial expressions, I feel like […]
My wedding vows will be ‘I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family’. Barney was an integral part of many of our childhoods. As my Mam insists on reminding me roughly twice a week, I was unhappy about starting school because it meant I would miss watching Barney every day. Utterly livid with […]
The only thing worse than a full time bad bastard is a part time mad bastard. Folks, mad bastards walk among us. They are just like you and I, except they might hold off paying their television licence until the last minute, or even eat a yoghurt two days after the expiry date. If you’re […]
Charming Potato. It’s important that we, as a nation, acknowledge that Channing Tatum is a fine looking specimen. It’s quite often assumed that that goes without saying, but I’d just prefer if we all took a little time out of our day to share our combined deep appreciation for him. As we’ve learned with Zac […]