Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
This is a breaking news story. Reports have emerged today that a woman in her late twenties is still using ‘sleeps’ as a method of time measurement. Sarah Smith from Lucan was overheard announcing to her workmates that it’s only 24 sleeps to Christmas. Her colleague, who wishes to remain unnamed, got in touch to […]
More like the COY show, because the children are so shy. The Toy Show is on tomorrow night and as a result, the Taoiseach has declared it a national holiday for all. Simply take the day off work and when your employer calls, tell them Her.ie said it’s grand. Everyone falls victim to having inappropriate thoughts […]
We get it, you’re hot. The Victoria’s Secret annual fashion show took place last night, where lots of really attractive girls walked up and down a stage for a very large sum of money. People lose their reason over these blatantly inhuman specimens and their gift from God bodies. It’s their job to look that […]
There’s no ‘U’ in favourite, unless you’re outside America. Few things in life are more important than being your parents’ favourite child. Sometimes you’re born the favourite, or simply weasel your way into their hearts due to a series of disgraceful behaviours exhibited by your sibling(s). It’s quite easy to spot whether you’re the favourite […]
Twitter is life. Folks, it’s been another strong month on Twitter. Users have surpassed themselves in terms of making me exhale rapidly from my nose, somewhat resembling amusement. November’s best tweets covered topics such as wedding vows, iCarly, Martine McCutcheon’s lies and Beatles concerts. Here’s 35 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month. […]
It’s very likely that they will call him Emma. Today, the bad boy of the Dáil will head over to America for a three-day visit. It’s been reported that he will visit Silicon Valley and New York. However, this has since proven to be false, as the Taoiseach’s itinerary has leaked. Instead, it appears that Enda Kenny […]
Google, am I right? They say a child asks roughly 400 questions per day, while a grown adult Googles upwards of 5,000 stupid things each day. So who’s the real winner here? Internet service providers, probably. Lookit, there’s no shame in it. Sometimes the quickest way to get a fairly accurate answer is by leaving it at the hands […]
Bless me Father for I have sinned, it has been two weeks since I last made blasphemous content. There’s a strong link between the church and aptly named state in Ireland. Being the big cool modern society that we are, we continue to allow our country’s laws to be heavily influenced by a magic book that was […]
This is a breaking news story. Earlier today, it was announced that local woman, Aoife Reilly, has finally reached a decision as to what she will be wearing to her upcoming work Christmas party. She released a much anticipated statement via a press conference this morning at 9am local time. The information given was as […]
Earlier today, Enda Kenny met with Pope Francis. They discussed many things, which ultimately ended in Pope Frano announcing that he’s coming to Ireland not this August now but the following one. An insider bugged the room in the Vatican where the two heavyweights of the Catholic world met, and has sent us the transcript. As […]
Texting is a gift. By now, it should be public knowledge that phone calls are no longer to take place because they are awkward, require a large amount of effort and horse into phone batteries like it’s nobody’s business. Regardless, there’s a beautiful bond between best friends that simply cannot be broken. Every minute detail […]
Magic is real. Ireland is really small as we all know, there’s roughly two degrees of separation between all of us. There’s also about seven names going around in rotation between us, with a few flamboyant and exotic ones thrown in for good measure. I’ve put together the most common first names for females in […]