Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
We are all lazy and disgusting animals. Sometimes your inner slob gets the better of you and it becomes entirely acceptable to request help from others that are mere feet away from you. Furthermore, your means of contacting them can be as lazy as a text message, or if you’re feeling particularly slobbish, a phone […]
Science. There are several burning questions facing the world at present: How is Brexit going to impact our economy and relationship with the U.K., how is Donald Trump’s election as future President of the United States going to impact the world and our relationship with the U.S. and most importantly, what is my relationship status […]
Hashtag relatable content. Would You Rather is a fun and important game that has been around since the beginning of time. Even Adam and Eve were playing it, as it is quoted in the Bible: “Adam, would you rather have an arm made out of a croissant, or be involved in a magical fairytale that never […]
Work Christmas parties are hard work. Firstly, you need to figure out the dress code. You don’t want to look too fancy or underdressed, but also it’s important for people to see that you have the ability to not look disgusting and stressed sometimes. Once the dreaded outfit is nailed down, all you need to do […]
Listen, we all poop. I firmly believe that there is no nicer place in the world than the ladies’ bathroom. We’re all the best versions of ourselves in there, helping each other out and displaying a united sisterhood that would easily rival The Gilmore Girls. There’s an unspoken set of rules that we all abide by. […]
Dating is tough. Luckily, we’ve figured out a way to help you say goodbye to those pesky singledom woes and guarantee you a one way ticket out of the friend zone. With the help of our foolproof texts listed below, your companion will soon see clearly that you’re girlfriend material, as opposed to black sack material (because garbage). Simply […]
Their ship name is Bostom. Tom Hardy has done a very ~spicy~ photoshoot for Esquire and by Christ is this the gift the world needs after such a traumatic 2016. As we’ve learned in the past, adding Bosco to attractive celebrities’ photoshoots makes them even sexier. There’s no logic to the science behind it, nor […]
Who wore it best, these celebrities or some very poor comparisons? Yet again I was snubbed at the British Fashion Awards. My tireless contribution to the world of fashion continues to go unrecognised, in a move that equals the devastation caused by Brexit and Trump’s election as the next President of the United States. In […]
As the song goes, it’s the most insufferable time of the year. People are hoofing into each other in the shops, speeding around trying to get the last Clarisonic and the likes before they go out of stock. Your only defence is your dark and shameful thoughts. “Hope you choke on that bottle of prosecco”, you […]
It’s quite likely you already know the answer. Social media is rampant with annoying people. We all tend to dip our toes into the annoying pool every now and then, but it’s usually forgiven and rarely looked upon as grounds for the death penalty. There are some folk that are comically devoid of being self-aware. […]
♫ It’s the most passive-aggressive time of the year ♫ Christmas is a wonderful time that you get to share with friends, family and loved ones. However, the increased time spent together results in the likelihood of noticing things that irritate you about these folk. Why does your sister scrape the cutlery off her teeth when she’s […]
‘Kanye West’s emergency call to 911 has been released’. That sentence is easily the most repulsive form of clickbait circulating the internet today, and it’s also inaccurate. It was actually Kanye’s personal Doctor that had to make the phone call, which it’s safe to assume was also highly unlikely ‘released’, as opposed to ‘acquired’. The audio was […]