Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Everyone wants to be stinking rich. It’s quite a simple fact of life. Even though money can’t buy happiness, it can buy a new DJI Mavic Pro drone, and it’s much nicer to look at yourself crying from 43ft in the sky than at eye level in the mirror. As we’ve seen, science has proven that there […]
I’m sorry. Conor McGregor has cauliflower ears, which is a condition that develops as a result of repeated blows, typically from contact sports. Some people get urges to drink or do drugs. I get the urge to poorly Photoshop weird things. Hence, I’ve Photoshopped Conor McGregor’s cauliflower ears onto some of my favourite Disney characters and I […]
Happy Birthday hun, brunch soon xx It’s always nice to wish someone Happy Birthday on Facebook. It makes them feel loved and helps contribute to running down their phone battery on a day where it’ll be going off non-stop. Everyone tries to write the best Happy Birthday message on their friend’s Facebook wall because, as we […]
Bananas In Pyjamas were liars. Those anthropomorphic divils lied to us impressionable youths and I’m still not even remotely close to being on the way to forgiving them. The show followed the pair as they meandered their way through everyday life, dropping lies and misleading the masses like it was nobody’s business. Well no longer shall […]
The Apprentice is back! It’s one of the few shows left on our television screens where people very quickly drop the facade and turn into competitive and bitchy arseholes in an attempt to win the (12 month) approval and employment of a 69-year-old billionaire. I can’t get enough of the show. Each series is better than […]
LinkedIn is a lot of work. We need to call it what it really is: An easily accessible tool for nosy people to find out where their old primary school classmates are currently working. Not a sinner alive is immune to slightly exaggerating their worth on LinkedIn. Once you input all your skills, achievements and experience, […]
Teacher? But I barely know her! It’s important to acknowledge that teachers do a great job, but we are all deeply envious of their holidays and working hours. Regardless of where you went to school, there’s a strong chance that we’ve all experienced roughly the same calibre of teachers during our time. Here’s 10 types of teacher you’re […]
Happy World Animal Day! As we all know, the best way to digest content in the year of our Lord 2016 is via the medium of memes. If our ancestors could see us now, that would be very creepy because they are all extremely dead and decomposed at this point. In honour of World Animal […]
Rosie and Jim were squad goals. Despite their blatant disregard for water safety, Rosie and Jim invited us all to share a wonderful time with them on their narrowboat. They, along with Tots TV, were an essential part of any Irish childhood that was fortunate enough to have the ITV channel on the telly. Although they […]
I really like Photoshop. From a technical ability point of view, I am absolutely awful at using Photoshop. Like an appalling level of bad. But I think that adds character and charm to some of my work *side-eye emoji* Inspired by Buzzfeed’s efforts, I realised that I too have Photoshopped many stupid things over the […]
The Royal visit to Canada is over. It was a thrilling spectacle to behold, between Kate’s outfit #goals, Charlotte’s adorable smile and George’s blatant dissatisfaction with everything that unfolded. Some of the photography that has emerged is truly stunning and ignites a newfound respect for these new age Royals and how they are just like you […]
Remember Chatroulette? It was the go-to source of entertainment at sleepovers where we were all welcomed into a seedy world with extremely open arms. It was truly quite a time to be alive. Earlier today, I took it upon myself to revisit the site to a) see if anyone is still using it and b) fulfil my […]