Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Makeup, it’s a beautiful morning! Some of the names for makeup items are a bit weird. Mascara sounds like a Spanish student your parents housed one summer and concealer sounds like a superhero that has the ability to hide things in his butt. I’ve come up with some better names for makeup items, which I highly […]
Irish family WhatsApp groups are gas. They follow a very typical pattern of Mam being extremely baffled by everything, Dad seeing it as an audition for Ireland’s Next Top Comedian, while you are simply trying to find out who has died in the local community. Today’s topics included Halloween, the clown fiasco sweeping the nation, Budget […]
Groovy Chick was a groovy chick. My sister’s bedroom was littered with the duvet set, lampshade, window stickers, cushions, posters and rugs. It was an absolute disgrace, but my room was polluted with Winnie The Pooh, so I can’t really say much. Groovy Chick was an icon. Few have made such an impression on young […]
Intro. Romeo and Juliet is one of the most f**ked up love stories of all time. It’s completely bananas from start to finish and I’ve a hard time trying to identify with either of their actions throughout the entire story. Luckily, the decision to cast Leonardo DiCaprio in the 1996 film adaptation piqued a lot […]
Their ship name would be Bosceth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Gwyneth Paltrow has done an edgy photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar and it is honest to God just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my short little lifetime. The theme of the shoot appears to be ‘Getting a few bits’, as she parades herself around a supermarket dressed […]
Facebook, am I right? Choosing the perfect 168 x 168 image is more difficult than deciding which of your family to sacrifice to the scary clowns when they inevitably knock on your door this Halloween season. Similar to piercings, fantasy boyfriends, drunken takeaways and handwriting, you can tell a lot about a person based on the irrelevant […]
Cooking is hard. I have lately developed a newfound respect for chefs and more specifically, live tv chefs. Not only do they have to avoid making a balls of whatever they’re cooking, they also have to keep smiling and be nice about it, in front of a few million people. The pressure is unimaginably immense and I […]
Rod Stewart was Knighted earlier today. I was Knighted at birth, but this isn’t about me. While many deserving folk have received Knighthoods down through the years, I can’t help but feel a very strong urge to pour one out for the underrepresented in society. Here’s 6 things that I fully believe deserve to be Knighted. Spice […]
Please respect our privacy at this difficult time. Apparently Drake and Rihanna have split again. In these testing times, it’s important that we all band together and try help those around us to adapt, overcome and rebuild. As has become a bit of a trend for ourselves here at Her.ie, we’ve been sent anonymous leaked […]
Folks, we have been taken for fools. The story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears has been around since 1837 and nobody has been brave enough to speak out and highlight the fatal flaws contained in the story. Until now. Using the newfound technique of logic, I have unearthed five fatal flaws within the storyline. I refuse to remain […]
Flirting is just a sport. Some people enjoy the medium of textual flirting in the year of our Lord 2016. It’s harmless, perfectly legal and almost always a bit of a laugh. There are many people on this Earth that have not been graced with the ability to flirt via text message. It’s nothing to be […]
This is a breaking news story. Dublin 8 native Niamh Murphy has announced this morning that her diet will officially begin tomorrow, 11th October. The news comes after what Niamh described as a heavy weekend of drinking, takeaways and nibbles. Having visited the gym three times last week, she felt she’d let herself down and undone […]