Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Everyone has basic tendencies. Whether it’s occasionally treating yourself to a flavoured coffee, or eyeing up a rose gold item of jewellery for a midweek treat, we all indulge ourselves in life’s most basic offerings from time to time. But have things gone too far? Are you in deeper than your delicate little self can handle? […]
What’s Justin Bieber’s favourite TV channel? C-Biebies. JB is playing Dublin tonight and tomorrow night and the nation is beside itself with anticipation, just coming off the back of a bank holiday that was held in honour of his arrival. It’s likely that there will be two Angelus’ this evening to signify the momentous occasion […]
RIP in peace, Vine xx As we’ve learned, Vine is going to close down and it is quite honestly the saddest day in the parish. Who knew that 6 seconds could result in some of the heartiest laughs many of us have ever experienced in our sheltered little lives? Here’s 25 Vines that I am deeply […]
Happy Halloween! Halloween offers people the chance to truly express themselves for one night only. The next day, you must immediately return to your even scarier self by getting back into the swing of killing time until your impending mortality catches up with you. You can tell a lot about a person based on their choice […]
Folks, we’ve done it again. Despite all the blatant signs that Twitter is dying, we have defiantly joined together to make another solid month of #relatable and #shareable #content for people to steal. Topics covered in October included Billy Joel’s integrity, the triumph of past Halloween costumes, the real benefits of sleep and how we cope with […]
Who hurt you? You are scum. You are literally scum. Did you laugh when Mufasa died? Had you a smirk on your face when Jack sank to his icy grave? Was the ending of Marley & Me much to your satisfaction? I have a serious problem with you, fruit giver. Do you purposely want to deny children the […]
It’s common knowledge that anyone without a symmetrical face is garbage. You can’t be a celebrity unless you have a symmetrical face, that is a rule that appears in the World Rules Book, I have checked. Nobody would think twice about purchasing your album or attending your concert if you look like a Picasso painting, because […]
Black Mirror is an exceptional piece of television. I horsed through the latest series in roughly twelve minutes, which is impressive given that there are six episodes, all much longer than two minutes each. It’s one of the most gripping things I’ve ever seen and I am nothing short of livid that I’ve to wait a bit longer for […]
26th October 2016, a very grim day for music. Today is the last day of TXFM and we should all feel sad about it. The tiniest sliver of hope for the promotion of alternative music in Ireland is soon to be switched off, paving the way for chart music to engulf the already laden scene. For me, […]
Ann and Barry, am I right? Those loveable scamps played a very key role in many of our childhoods, providing us with fun, laughter and a plethora of entertainment with their nonsensical lifestyles. But what every became of Ann and Barry? Surely they were destined for greatness all along. Surely? Let’s find out. Ann Not […]
If you put an apostrophe in Halloween, you are a pretentious wagon. Facebook attracts all manner of lunatics ready to speak their #truths at any given moment. Thirsty for validation, they put up status after status commenting on current events, pop culture and seasonal activities. Particularly around Halloween, they feel obligated to make some sort […]
Made In Chelsea, is one right? Everyone has a guilty pleasure in life. Some turn to wine, some cigarettes, others murder. Me? I can’t get enough of Made In Chelsea. There’s something about vicariously living through the lives of very wealthy and attractive people that makes the show a winning format. Having stuck with MIC for 12 series, I’ve […]