Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Glastonbury is over. It was a rollercoaster of emotion again this year. Crowds were wowed by Muse’s musical ability, floored by Adele’s blatant flair for stand-up comedy and forced to feel all the feels after Coldplay’s tribute to Viola Beach. The photography from Glastonbury is always very entertaining and something I look forward to seeing each year. […]
The world has gone mad. Everyone is panicking a bit as we’re faced with a lot of uncertainty regarding what lies ahead. Annoyingly, my mind tends to wander into a place that tries to make light of the situation when these kind of things occur. Today’s escapade involves using Brexit for the purpose of killer […]
Won’t someone please think of the Queen? Today has been a rough day for everyone, but has anyone stopped to think of Queen Elizabeth II’s worries? It’s a troubling time for her and she’s likely to have a lot of questions at present. Somehow, her Google searches have been leaked and made their way to […]
Michael D. Higgins is adorable. That is not up for discussion. Last night, along with the rest of the country, he lost his reason when Ireland scored a goal against Italy. I’ve watched the video of him adorably celebrating roughly 85 times so far and show no signs of stopping. This has led my mind […]
Milk is good for you. I’m sick of celebrities sharing photographs of themselves drinking fancy things like champagne, sparkling water and San Pellegrino minerals. Imagine if they were holding milk in these photos. Well image no more, because yours truly has got you covered. You’re welcome. George Cloo-needs Milk RiRi-plenish Your Calcium Barack […]
Hillary Clinton is a bit of a badass bitch on Twitter. We can’t be entirely sure if it’s actually her coming up with these fire tweets, or a team of very #woke millennials. But, either way, her account is a reliable source of entertainment lately. Her bio includes “hair icon” and “pantsuit aficionado”, which, for me, […]
Famous people being unintentionally entertaining on social media will never not be funny. As we’ve learned with David Beckham and Niall Horan, certain forms of social media just don’t suit everyone. Conor McGregor is no exception to that. Possibly unbeknown to him, his Instagram is extremely endearing and also a very reliable source of daily entertainment. Thank […]
Vaginas, am I right? You can tell a lot about yourself by the type of vagina you happen to possess. For example, if you have no vagina, it is very likely that you are a man. With similar stupidity in mind, here’s what the shape of your vagina says about you. The Pentagon Your vagina is approximately […]
All hell would have broken Luas
Rihanna had a little cry during her gig last night. It happens to the best of us and she is quite literally the best out of any of us. If anything, it would’ve made the concert significantly more enjoyable to see that she’s only human and not immune to the hardships of daily life, which […]
Clothes are important. They protect our modesty and allow us to create an identity that expresses our personalities. Clothes also make it easy to identify who is a lunatic. I’m not entirely satisfied with the names of some clothing, so I’d like to propose more suitable ways of identifying said items. […]
Rihanna’s in town! She’s playing the Aviva tonight and roughly one in five Irish people have been personally affected by one of her songs at 3am in a nightclub. Rihanna is definitely a cool girl and being her friend would be a deeply unsettling task, as you would very quickly realise how uncool you are. […]