Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Orange most certainly is the New Black It’s quite cruel how we have to wait a whole year for each series, then ultimately end up devouring it in a matter of days. How dare we have no self control. It has come to my attention that watching Orange Is The New Black is a voyage of self discovery. In watching […]
Not sure if you’ve heard, but there’s a football tournament taking place at the moment. A large portion of what’s happening tends to go over my head. But when an extremely Photoshoppable image is delivered like a gift from the Gods above, you can bet your butt I’m going to get involved. Ronaldo made a show […]
There’s a dark side to Cluedo that very few people know about. Some of the characters have very bizarre working relationships, that honestly, we’ve never thought twice about. Until now. Leaked text messages between the famous six have surfaced online. It reveals a very seedy, competitive and slightly sexual world that has potentially ruined the […]
Folks, college degrees are garbage. Fair enough they’re probably important, but my semester in psychology (which legitimately involved a treasure hunt that contributed to our final grade) has yet to prove its relevance to my life. You can tell a lot about a person based on what they’ve chosen to study in college, it also […]
Subtitles are great. There’s very little funnier than a sarcastic subtitle. It makes it seem as if the person put in charge of adding the subtitles is truly sick of their bullshit job, and I can relate to that. (JOKE!) I’m a firm believer that adding stupid subtitles to things is never not funny. Behold, some things […]
So apparently Taylor and Tom are banging. A series of text messages have emerged which prove that Taylor and Tom are definitely involved, but also, worryingly, they’ve already begun to argue. For legal reasons, we cannot disclose the source of these leaked messages, but we can confirm that they are definitely real and definitely not fake. […]
Happy Bloomsday 2016 (for yesterday)! It feels like the Bloomsday decorations are appearing earlier each year. Probably six weeks ago I saw a statue of James Joyce in town. SIX WEEKS before the big day itself. Sake. Confession time: I’ve never read a James Joyce book. Halt your comments, I am fully aware that I am […]
Netflix is the best. That’s literally my Netflix password. Anyway, I’ve a few gripes with Netflix lately. Aside from being a victim of daylight robbery with their recent €3 price hike, there’s a few other things I’d like to change. Mainly, I want Netflix to install software that can detect my mood when I log in, […]
1850 715 815, the Liveline is open. Nothing combines a nation of moaners quite like a daily radio show dedicated to moaning. Not only does Sir Joe Duffy entertain our woes, he also offers a primetime platform to exercise our human right to have a very satisfying whinge. I’ve put together a Liveline Bingo sheet, […]
LinkedIn is a lot to TakeIn. Like most people, I set up my LinkedIn account so I could endorse my friends for stupid things such as ‘being a bitch’ and ‘shifting upwards of 3 people on a night out’. Upon creating my account, I’ve learned that it’s actually not a great social network for those that are fond […]
Remember the 90s? Christ, they were a deeply cringe time. Luckily, the 90s took place before social media arrived, so there’s very little digital evidence of how unbearably uncool we all were. Imagine if mobile phones existed back then? We would’ve text the most pathetic things to our friends, without a doubt. […]