Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Biscuits are an essential part of everyday life. They cheer you up, make you feel warm inside and provide the perfect accompaniment to a cup of tea. While divisions may arise as to how one makes a cup of tea correctly, something that unites us all the world over is the necessity to have an accompanying little crunchy […]
Alcohol is the devil. There’s something about a whiff of a vodka, soda water and lime that makes you want to destroy your entire life’s doing in as little time as possible. Enter: Mobile phones. Whoever invented them should be shot for not having some sort of breathalyser feature built in to prevent drunk texting […]
THIS JUST IN: There’s a hole in the ozone layer. There’s also something wrong with the left phalange, but we’ll worry about that nearer the time. It’s been announced that the hole in the ozone layer has gotten slightly smaller. That’s all well and good, but we still need to be mindful of our excessive […]
The innocence of childhood deserves to be ruined. Lego was a staple part of any respectable childhood. It provided hours of endless entertainment, whether that was as a result of a successful build or watching a parent hop around yelping in pain after standing on a corner piece. The stock photos that accompany lego have […]
Quotes, am I right? Every now and then, a quote comes along and stops you in your tracks. For me, it was the time Barney informed us all that we should treat others the way we would like to be treated. That was deep, even for a dinosaur. Our brains are trained to believe that […]
June was another strong month on Twitter. Twitter users surpassed themselves in terms of causing a rapid flow of air being exhaled from the nostrils of others. This month, topics covered included cheese gluttony, the passion of Shrek fans, sore throats, emoji discoveries and much more. Here’s 30 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in June. […]
Taylor Swift has a lot of money. She’s currently on holidays in Italy with her “boyfriend” Tom Hiddleston, living love’s young (and entirely fabricated) dream. However, her detailed bank statements tell a very different story to what we have been led to believe. Someone on ‘the inside’ has leaked Taylor’s statements from the trip and we feel […]
Finally, a day for society’s most under-represented folk! Today, 29th June 2016, marks a very important date in the heterosexual calendar – it’s Heterosexual Pride Day. You could almost hear the excitement buzzing among heterosexual commuters on the way to their heterosexual jobs during their heterosexual bus journeys this morning. There’s a lot lined up for […]
It was announced earlier that Irish fans are going to be awarded a medal for sportsmanship by the mayor of Paris. I’m finding this incredibly gas, in a sort of ‘it would only happen to us’ type of way. The logistics are what transpire to be the most amusing. Is the mayor going to hand them […]
Wimbledon is upon us once more. It can get a bit monotonous watching these sports folk essentially hitting a ball back and forth over the net for hours at a time. It’s only natural that our minds tend to wander… Personally, my mind wanders into the strangest of places, where the players’ rackets are replaced by random […]
Yesterday, Niall Horan uploaded a Snapchat of his fridge contents. It’s essential viewing for any fan of his. Having been following him on Snapchat for months, I was certainly grateful to finally get a glimpse into his eating habits. Unexpectedly, there were some very bizarre items in his refrigerator. Let’s take a closer look… 1. A Snowball from […]
The Care Bears are easily my favourite collection of multicoloured bear characters. Their whimsical ways and insignia’d bellies certainly moulded my childhood mind into the eventual spectacle of a person that I am today. I often wonder about what happened to those guys. Let’s find out… Cheer Bear Always concerned with helping others, Cheer Bear […]