Ciara Knight

This morning I raised an important question: Does Beyoncé play the lotto?

“Bosco is an adorable gender fluid angel”

Bodies. Am I right? Forget the typical shape descriptions like pear, hourglass, apple, butternut squash, etc. It’s time we introduced a new chart to obsessively monitor our God-given shapes. See can you spot yourself in the list below 😉 The NutriBullet Your body is shaped like a delightfully efficient kitchen blender. You’re wide at the […]

Texting is something most Mams haven’t quite mastered.

See if you can figure out which song titles are actually by The Beatles

As you may have seen, Leonardo DiCaprio got a big fright at the Golden Globes. I believe it was an honest encounter, whereby he was having cross-table banter with a friend, probably Brad Pitt, then was caught off guard by a passer-by, in the form of Lady Gaga. Reading into this situation far too deeply, […]

The Morbeg emoji is both fun and practical

Yankee Candles are everywhere. No house is fully furnished without at least one glorious smelling candle. I’ve found that the scents are sometimes quite limited. There’s definitely a market for the Yankee Candle people to broaden their selection, although that would take quite a bit of time and research. So, I’m available for freelance candle scent […]

“Ugh, my mom is such a spicebag”

See if you can work out what’s actually been said on Fox News

“As a dog, I have more nails than Jesus”

Making A Murderer is AVERY good series.