Ciara Knight

Fans were alarmed at his commitment to being buff

Professional film reviewers should be quaking in their boots. I watched some films over Christmas and put together my extremely honest reviews. To quote Al Gore’s harrowing 2006 documentary film, this will be An Inconvenient Truth.

Almost everyone has Snapchat. Statistically, at least one person’s Granny has Snapchat and that’s a good enough basis for this series of highly exaggerated Granny Snapchats.

Christmas 2015 truly was the year of the adult colouring book.

The world of rap and hip-hop music is difficult and often confusing. Luckily, as a firm and respected member of the rap community, (see previous experience here), I have gained a lot of reliable insider knowledge and am willing to share it with the world. Hence, I will dispel some rap myths. ‘Push It’ – Salt-N-Pepa […]

“Avocados are surprisingly high in calories”

The start of a new year is the perfect time to reinvent yourself and turn your life around. While it’s easy to slip into old habits, I’ve come up with a foolproof way of successfully achieving the highly sought-after ‘New Year New You’. Plastic Surgery If you want a new you for the new year, the easiest way to […]

It has been 12 days since the final episode of America’s Next Top Model aired. I’m confident that the show will receive the recognition it deserves in years to come, after we give ourselves time to grieve and reflect on what has happened. One of my personal favourite parts of the show is called ‘Tyra […]

One of the requirements of being a celebrity is to have an abundance of unnecessary tattoos. Some of these tattoos are visible, but some have been cleverly concealed for years. I’ve done some *investigative journalism* on Instagram and will now share the results.   Justin Bieber Yesterday, young Justin shared a topless Instagram photo. Many would have […]

Another day, another opportunity to blow a barista’s mind with the news I’m drinking in but want my drink in a takeaway cup — Josh Widdicombe (@joshwiddicombe) July 9, 2015 I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits… Pulp Fiction. — Daniel Edison (@DanielEdison_) July 10, 2015 All I get […]

Beyoncé forgetting to preheat the oven. Beyoncé being picked last in P.E. and it haunting her to this very day. Beyoncé getting angry watching The Weakest Link when a contestant doesn’t bank the money. Beyoncé chuckling at the thoughts of her, Oasis and Jay Z collaborating and calling themselves ‘OJayZis’. Beyoncé reading Cosmo to Blue Ivy before bed because she can’t find any […]

Dogs are gas. They are unintentionally brilliant and get up to a large amount of divilment when left to their own devices. The world would be a much better place if dogs had Snapchat. Let’s indulge ourselves.