Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
I Farted on the Bus & four people turned around, i felt like i was on the Voice .. — Jim Corbridge (@MrBonMot) January 2, 2015 Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas — David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 5, 2015 […]
Wizzard’s Christmas song, while a festive treat, is also a logistical nightmare.
The first (and worst) recorded gift-givers were the three wise men. Thankfully, they set the bar extremely low by giving a newborn baby a precious metal, perfume and oil. I feel strongly that the three wise men could’ve done a lot better with their presents, so I’ve put together a handy gift guide for them. Shellac Voucher Newborn […]
You’re A Star was the pinnacle of Celtic Tiger television.
“When Mother Teresa ate an expired yoghurt but didn’t die”.
“Now 17, Samantha Mumba’s eldest, Chumba Mumba is rebelling like all teens do”
Friend of the site, David Beckham caught up with the modern world 32 weeks ago by joining Instagram. While he didn’t quite grasp the essence of the app straight away, David has come on leaps and bounds over the past few months and that deserves some recognition. David initially tricked us into believing that he had […]
Autobiographies, a wonderful way to strengthen the bond between celebrities and their stalkers.
B*Witched are the most successful female girl group of all time*. *Fair enough, that is an absolute lie. Even so, the girls don’t receive enough recognition for the tremendous work they’ve done in the world of music and double denim. Let’s see how well you remember B*Witched.
“Bonus points will now be awarded if a good quality sucky sweet is on offer”
“Well I’m glad you didn’t go tidying the house just for me”