Ciara Knight

Us in the morning…

Why couldn’t it be Mr. Men and Ms. Miss? #Equality. 2016 has been quite a year in terms of everything being garbage and then that huge pile of garbage being subsequently lit on fire, then pissed on by a load of wolves. So many crap things have happened, but let’s not dwell on it. Instead, […]

You’ve clicked in to take this quiz. I’m afraid it’s bad news. 1 in every 5 people are gobshites, with that figure set to rise to 1 in every 4 by the end of 2017. It’s a debilitating condition that is difficult to completely get rid of, but it can be treated and brought to […]

I am deeply jealous of Zoella. Before the haters settle down into their solid day’s work of hating, I’d like to explain that I am extremely jealous of Zoella and not here to be mean about the gal. She’s carved out a very profitable and recognisable brand, along with an enviously successful career from the comfort […]

Hashtag relatable content. 2017 is the year that lots of people are planning on getting their lives on track. For some, that means finally settling down and forcing another person to commit to them. For others, it just means being happy. If you’re feeling impatient and want to know immediately if you’re going to either continue being single […]

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What’s a German’s favourite TV show? The Wurst Witch. The Worst Witch was easily the most infuriating television programme I watched during my childhood. Like a mug, I’d keep going back to it in the hopes that things would improve, but I ended up disappointed every single time. There was a number of infuriating factors that have […]

Hashtag ENGAGING content. As we all know, getting engaged is vital if you want to get married. You can try bypass it, but ultimately, someone needs to ask you to marry them (or vice versa). 2017 is the year of the rooster, so even potatoes stand a chance of getting engaged, hurrah! Based on a highly […]

Fair Shades. One time my Granny’s telly (which always has the subtitles on) had somehow taken the subtitles from Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook and was showing them during The Bill. It was confusing and sparked a train of thought in my brain that has only taken 10 years to come to fruition. Hence, I’ve taken the subtitles from 50 […]

Life is unfair. Malcolm In The Middle was an essential part of any decent television schedule in the 2000s. Every Sunday night I’d lump myself in front of the telly to see what those little terrors had gotten up to. I’d also force my parents to watch it with a view to them realising how blessed […]

This is a breaking news story. It was revealed earlier today that Wexford couple John Murphy and Sarah McGuire are opting out of their traditional gift exchange this Christmas. Having been together for six years, they decided their money would be better spent saving for a nice holiday or a weekend break at some stage, a source close […]

“Things have blown up”